Shit on me

Phrase commonly used when surprised or startled.

Guy1 "Did you know your mumma has a 12 lbs pussy"
Guy2 "Shit on me!"

by Alex Dan Shaun November 10, 2006

chocolate don't have shit on me

Is when U think ur cooler than every1 & everything else... even more than chocolate (!).

1. Some1 just won a race. They say,
"Oh yeah! Chocolate don't have shit
on me!"

or it could be used sarcasticly:

2. Two people are havin' a fight:
1st U think you're 2 cool 4 the
rest of us!
2nd Yeah right, chocolate don't
have shit on me!(sarcasticly)

by Em.* August 20, 2005

micheal jordan aint got shit on me!

to get random blind grenade kill in a game of modern warefare 2 and kill one of more opponents.

zach and jimmy look micheal jordan aint got shit on me!

by nismogtr311 March 14, 2010

Don't feed me shit, and tell me it's sugar

A response to a purposely misleading statement or a bold face lie.

Obama: Universal health care will save us money.
Senator: Don't feed me shit, and tell me it's sugar.

by country_boy August 18, 2009

Hi Or Shit To Me

When you greet someone or somebody and they don't say anything back to you.

I was walking down the street and said good morning to a group of people and they didn't say hi or shit to me

by Matthew B. Walker August 10, 2012

say that shit to me dawg

The act of about to be fighting

About to fight

Say that shit to me dawg

by Shah dhdhsh November 28, 2013

King Kong ain't got SHIT on me

A tongue-in-cheek claim that you are bigger than a Russian mob syndicate.

After Theo told his neighborhood friends "King Kong ain't got SHIT on me," he was shot by a hit man hired by the Russian mob. Ironically enough the hit man was King Kong. Theo was deaf.

by Cobo December 1, 2007