by mytubeyoulube July 13, 2011
Originating in the rural Iowa town of Atlantic. This has been described as an anti-social act in which the male participant inserts an assortment of fresh fruits and vegetables into the woman’s vagina. He then consumes the contents of the vagina in such a voracious way that it induces vomiting. Some of the emesis covering the male’s erect penis allowing for lubrication to anally penetrate the woman participant and thus completing the shish-kabob.
Billy was explaining to his friends how shit got pretty weird last night when he couldn't find his KY and had to give the old lady the Atlantic Shish-kabob.
by Constance Beemer December 9, 2008
When you have such a long dick it snakes through the intestines while soft. Once inside, it gets hard and rips her insides apart.
by Rdobby October 26, 2019
Woman 1: Where did you go out to eat on Valentine's Day?
Woman 2: We didn't go anywhere; we had a romantic candle light dinner at home.
Woman 1: What did he cook?
Woman 2: He made the most delicious Canadian Shish-Kabob I've ever had.
Woman 2: We didn't go anywhere; we had a romantic candle light dinner at home.
Woman 1: What did he cook?
Woman 2: He made the most delicious Canadian Shish-Kabob I've ever had.
by Kruger_In_Sight March 16, 2011
A position made famous by the great Leif Erickson in the early days of the voyages of the norseman. When the male impales up to 3-18 ladies with his gigantic cock creating a hoe shish kebab. Only the greatest of dongs make this action possible, neither the timid nor the weak shall carry the norse tradition.
Hey man what happened at Tori’s party last night i heard there was a huge massacre and 15 females were pronounced dead at the scene.
Yea Daniel showed up unexpectedly, he did the norwegian shish kebab again.
Dammit thats the 8th time this month, curse that long dong bastard
Yea Daniel showed up unexpectedly, he did the norwegian shish kebab again.
Dammit thats the 8th time this month, curse that long dong bastard
by ElongD69 January 25, 2018
Mary told Amy that she had been shish-ka-dicked by Bob the night before.
Bob has a very long shlong. Anyone he's had sex with, he's shish-ka-dicked.
Bob has a very long shlong. Anyone he's had sex with, he's shish-ka-dicked.
by xzombabex October 10, 2015
A ritual taken place upon a front porch, such as lighting dog poop on someone's front porch. Preforming a shish-ka-baby involves the act of impaling and ignighting a baby, or other small animal on fire, with a flamethrower, or some sort of alien (or foriegn)technology.
My teacher gave us so much homework,i decided not to do any of it, and instead, preform a shish-ka-baby on her front porch. No more homework for the rest of the year!
by flamethrower, and pat da baker April 28, 2009