shinstigator

A person who likes to instigate a quarrel usually by talking shit about other people and then attributing said shit to the other people in the conversation while maintaining there own innocence.

Jane Doe: Who is that bitch talking all that shit?

Fascinatrix: Ignore her she is just an ignorant shinstigator trying to cause drama.

by Fascinatrix May 29, 2014

Shitski

Slang. When regular skis just ain't good enough to get through the deep shit you're in.

"Man, I'm gonna have to whip-out the ol'shitskis to get outta this shit today."

by Somnus Antinociceptus April 3, 2015

shinseinaken

A king, a goat, a fucking legend

Yo shinseinaken is a real one for real!

by Zion_ June 16, 2021

Shinking

Shopping + Drinking = Shinking
The act of walking through a mall shopping and stopping at bars along the way.

JoJo came to Pennsylvania for our annual pre-Christmas shinking trip.

by Kbright November 23, 2009

Shinking

When you're lying on the couch in an awkward and uncomfortable position but you can't be bothered turning over.

Origin: The word comes from the swedish word 'skinka' (meaning ham). Ham is slaughtered pig, and being slaughtered can't be very comfortable at all.

-"Man, my back hurts"
-"Why?"
-"I spent the whole evening shinking in front of the TV, I think my spine is twisted"

by Informalskin March 14, 2008

shinking

to think in the shower

verb: shinking
adverb: shinked
noun: shink
adjective: shinker

I was feeling the water dribble down my back as I was shinking wondering what clothes felt like opposed to what we felt like in them

by red hair babe September 12, 2017

Rimpled Shitskin

When you fuck an older woman.

Ol' Johhny is getting with that rimpled shitskin again. Better tell Johnny to stay away from that rimpled shitskin.

by Tron1982 February 3, 2017