Shinskie

noun. Someone who looks like they are wayyyyy too old for something. Derived from Boston College quarterback, David Shinskie, who is a 25 year old "freshman."

1) This kid on my little brother's middle school basketball team is such a Shinskie; he's 6'5" has facial hair, and says he's in seventh grade!

2) I went to a Magic the Gathering tournament last year. The average age of the people there was around 20, but there was this one Shinskie there who must have been 50 something!

Shinskie by AwkHawk09 October 24, 2009

Shinski 

An urban legend around Vermont. Shinski was once seen running up a ski mountain barefoot, trying to find his New Balance snowboard boots. Shinski has been the talk of the state since, with many people trying to emulate his actions. One can hardly walk into a ski lodge without hearing his name.

A.) "Hey Jimmy Dude, did you hear about Shinski?"

B.) "Yeah man, I heard he was running up the mountain barefoot, looking for his New Balances!"

Shinski by jazzbandfootball November 28, 2012

Shniskie 

Where you drop a duce and only a lonely single turd comes out.

Holy shit i had to shit so bad but when i looked it was only a shniskie.

Shniskie by Who is your daddy? April 27, 2010

fo shinski my ninski 

Polish version of "fo shizzle my nizzle"

Is it true the germans are invading?

"fo shinski my ninski"

fo shinski my ninski by ooh smooth gilly December 1, 2009

shinkies 

euphemism for the word "shit", used in every colloquial form that the word shit, or crap, is used. Generally not used to refer to actual merde.

Ah, shinkies, I left my keys. In there. With the monster. Crap.

shinkies by grim_jim_twilley September 1, 2010