Shmoobeing

while making make out one puts one tongue in the others mouth making a slurping sound

" Oh yeah baby"

" Stop it your drownding my mouth, YOUR SHMOOBEING ME!!!!"

by freakydeakygirl May 13, 2010

Shimon

That cute Asian guy you met by chance who seemed so sweet and shy. Further along, he's got a huge dick and is ridiculously good in bed. Brace yourself for an exciting sex life.

Girl: Man, I wish I didn't break up with Shimon. My new boyfriend has a shitty personality and is horrible in bed.

Girl 2: I'm so lucky for dating Shimon. My dad thinks he's awesome and smart. He's a real sweetheart on the streets but is a monster under the sheets.

by MyBiasIs_ April 18, 2019

shamoo

A very - VERY fat person - makes reference to "Shamoo, the wonder whale"

by Anonymous June 22, 2003

shimeon

Shimeon is the omniscient and omnipresent ruler of our world.

He works to solve global warming and issues around capitalism by dictating how all people behave and interact.

When he is bored, he spends time swimming in Shimmy beach, and spending time with the most powerful being in the universe.

Only the great dictator Shimeon can guide us through these global catastrophes.

by themashiara November 24, 2021

Shidoodled

Shidoodled is another word for shat (defacated) yourself. Pooped yourself, sharted, shit ya dacks, etc.

Her: "I just super-daddy'd my pants!"
Me: "What?"
Her: "Shidoodled!... I shit my pants I think."
Me: "You don't have pants on."
Her: "Oh-hohoho!"

by sss1600 February 18, 2023

Shizooka

A semi-solid poop that is dropped in one large explosive discharge, not to be confused with a canon ball dump or a shiss

I drank so much Bud Light and ate so much pizza last night that the shizooka that I had this morning coated the inside of the toilet bowl.

by Genenfrek2 June 10, 2010

Shamoo

A super fat fuck who needs a crane to move.

Damn look at that fat kid!What a shamoo!

by Jeanette Belle-Isle June 2, 2008