by LesKen February 06, 2019
French kiss or snog. Used in the north of ireland. Tongues, the boy grabs the girls ass and the girl has her hands around the boys neck. Usually happens with the biy against the wall.
Boy: will you shift my friend?
Girl1: naw
Girl2: aye she will, have him at the wall, I'll get her over
Girl1: naw
Girl2: aye she will, have him at the wall, I'll get her over
by Thatothergirl December 20, 2014
One of the fire departments 3 shifts. Training involves checking cracks in their eye lids and making sure the dexterity of the couches doesn't diminish. These ass clowns arnt worried about how clean the engine is because its just a work truck and they only have time to run calls because they are so busy with "training" otherwise. If you like being a worthless piece of shit this is the shift for you!
A-shifter: "Hey guys, I know i just got food from lunch all over the floor but i have to make sure the couch is stable enough for my fat ass so ill be over there"
B-shifter to A-shifter: "I took a shit this morning, looked down and there you were floating in the toilet. I said what the hell are you doin here so early this morning? let me help you out, flush!
B-shifter to A-shifter: "I took a shit this morning, looked down and there you were floating in the toilet. I said what the hell are you doin here so early this morning? let me help you out, flush!
by Jack Sean March 12, 2012
by topcat October 26, 2004
When you're not completely 'TRIGGGGERED', but you are still minimally affected in the 'triggered' kind of way.
"dude that meme got me shifted"
"that statement just made me feel a little shifted"
"Dear White People got me shifted dude"
"that statement just made me feel a little shifted"
"Dear White People got me shifted dude"
by shiftedgecko June 22, 2017