cat shepherd

A person who excels in cat herding, one who can basically get cats to listen and obey at a beconed call or whisper. The cat family just has a general respect for this person of great merit. This person is basically like the Jesus of the cats, knows exactly how to deal with the felines in every situation.

Feline: meow meow, purr...
Outsider: you must be a cat shepherd.
Cat Shepherd: yeah it just kinda comes naturally. (Pets feline delicately)

by JotaJotaHansen December 13, 2013

Bryce Shepherd

Some lil boy that got admins and the police on him. Dad didn’t want him so he moved to pg county

you got blamed for editing a dick into someone’s mouth? bryce shepherd moment fr

by brettybot June 8, 2022

peppered shepherd

Similar to a donkey punch but much more humane. As the male is about to climax while doing his partner from behind (doggy style) he throws a handful of pepper into their face causing them the sneeze uncontrollably. Hold on and enjoy.

My girl got me a brand new pepper shaker and collar because she enjoys the peppered shepherd as much as I do.

by Pepe H January 15, 2019

Shepherd's Revenge

While having intercourse "doggy-style" you grab the girl's hair and make her yell "baaaaahhhhh". For special effect, you can also yell "who's your shepherd, bitch?"

The other night I was bangin' this chick from behind and I decided to turn it into a shepherd's revenge.

by Heywood Jabloeme November 28, 2006

german shepherd

This is an awesome breed of dog, and despite what other definitions will say, the definately can surpass 90 pounds, as I have two that are 110, and 115 lbs.

My German shepherd will kick your ass

by !Luke June 4, 2007

Shepherds Show

to make an example of someone infont of many people, in order to humiliate (merk) them

Used widely by DT teachers:
when a student misbehaves they are taken to one side and the following is said:
It seems to me that your aim for this lesson is to annoy me... WELL YOU'VE SUCCEEDED!!! This time its only a quiet word but next time, I'LL MAKE A SHEPHERDS SHOW OF YOU!!!

by Bog-scrogger February 21, 2009

shepherds baby

The phenomenon that occurs after one has consumed a large portion of shepherds pie, to the extent of abdominal bloating and distention that resembles pregnancy.

I ate so much of this delicious shepherds pie that I seem to have a "shepherds baby!" (Subject rubs protruding tummy)

by laceyfleece December 27, 2011