Shelley

One of the nicest people in the world. So understanding, trustworthy and cheerful. She has amazing ideas and the best advice. Obsessed with musicals.She always thinks of the positive things and looks on the bright side. She is alsooo veryy pretty and funny. Shelley's are generally very talkative and stunning.
If ever I need to talk about something, Shelley is the person to go to.

Lucy: I need some advice, I know, I'll ask Shelley.

by LittleRave January 25, 2009

Shellards

'Waist shorts' worn by girls who are trying to be fashionable but end up looking like tards.

'Look at Jodie wearing those shellards'
'I know! What a tard!'

by Prizza July 24, 2009

Shellena

Shellena’s are rare to find. Shellena are some of the most beautiful girls ever. They are adorable. Shellena’s don’t take any bullshit. No matter who you are, you want a Shellena in your life. Once you start liking her, it's hard to stop, and it's hard to not like her. She will give you butterflies every time you see her, no matter how prepared you are for it. Shellena’s some times have you going crazy. Shellena’s have beautiful hazel eyes and usually don't know their own beauty. You will have the strongest crush of your life on a Shellena , and it will last a surprising amount of time. You'll always want to kiss her softly, hold her hand, hug her, and play with her hair, even though you know you can't. You will like her before you really even become friends, so be prepared. Consistent daydreams about her are also frequent. While with a Shellena, your heart will break because she isn't yours while you have butterflies because you're near her. Shellena’s won't want you to pay for things or give them your jackets, but do it anyway. Shellena’s deserve it all and more. Shellena is someone that knows the right things to say to make you smile, even when you are at your lowest. A girl who you'd want to make smile just because her smile is one of the most beautiful ones you have ever seen. Her personality is bubbly, and she is a bit weird. Her laughs and giggles are contagious since it will get everyone laughing too. She is one of the most beautiful beings in existence.

Shellena is just amazing!

by Annoying puppet November 20, 2018

ass-wipe seller

An ebay seller who sends wrong mechandise that is only good for wipping your ass with and acts like an ass-wipe when you want him to set things right. An ebay ripp off artist.

The listing said it was ddr1 Mr Whipple sent ddr2,I can't use it and he won't exchange it. When I asked for a refund because it was his mistake, he turned into a real ass-wipe seller. The conceret T shirt was supposed to be in mint condition, the only thing that rag is good for is wipping your ass , and the ass-wipe seller said all sales are final.

by benthere March 8, 2008

Shelleyanne

Most Beautiful girl in the world that can turn a bad day into a good one. She has the powers to make you think about her non-stop throughout your day. Also can makes you sick with love and would do anything to please you and help anybody that needs it. One of the best things to have in your life to cherish and protect no matter!

Do you know Shelleyanne? shes the best girl you could ever meet!

Shelleyanne has the best personalitie and is gorgeous to!

by Spiggy January 3, 2013

Bus Shelter Kids

A group of young bogans who think their local bus shelter is a place for hanging out, drinking pepsi and eating red skins. Generally the girls are fat and ugly and they guys walk around town in gangs looking like faggots until they commute back at the bus shelter

Guy 1: Look at that fat chick
Guy 2: Yeah fucking bus shelter kids

by S_Maccas June 28, 2011

Shelterbelt

The shittiest program ever written. Shelterbelt is a filtering proxy written by Twotrees that blocks every fucking thing on the Internet of any value whatsoever (even Bing and Google Mobile, and Bing is the default search provider on the entire network). It blocks most proxy sites (and if it doesn't, once you actually use the proxy, you're instantly suspended from the Internet and your activity and username are recorded and sent to the admin), but Ultrasurf and TOR work just fine when their proxy settings are configured correctly.

Student A: Hey, why don't you look that up on Bing?
Student B: *types keywords into IE search bar* DAMNIT! SHELTERBELT BLOCKED IT!
Student A: But how? It's the default search engine on our entire network?
Student B: Ask our network admin after preschool and his daily nap.

by AK47Jenks December 25, 2010