The experience of female emotions by a male. Men experiencing shemotions tend to describe themselves as more sensitive and intuitive than normal. Other documented experiences include the ability to multi-task, increased cognitive functionality, and spontaneous, irrational crying.
Erik: Dude, seriously, just finish your work - we're all waiting on you.
Alistair: I'm just feeling a lot of pressure right now - and I wan't some sort of totally not-important final cut certification that can wait (cries)
Erik: Don't get all shemotional on me - save it until you get home and focus on the task at hand.
Alistair: You're totally right - that was spontaneous and irrational.
Erik: Friends?
Alistair: Friends!
(hug)
Alistair: I'm just feeling a lot of pressure right now - and I wan't some sort of totally not-important final cut certification that can wait (cries)
Erik: Don't get all shemotional on me - save it until you get home and focus on the task at hand.
Alistair: You're totally right - that was spontaneous and irrational.
Erik: Friends?
Alistair: Friends!
(hug)
by Harold Vlanderpunn January 20, 2011
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Get the shemo mug.1. Similar to "Emo" (see definition) but applying to the female sex specifically. Over-sensitivity characterized by an iPod filled with female punk sounds.
2. Depressed females between the ages of 12-20. Identified by straight two toned hair , black mascara, and hot pink eyeshadow. Similar to punk, but differentiated by the over-use of skulls and hearts. Heightend promiscuity and a tendency toward black and white photos of themselves.
3. A musical genre categorized by its use of acousic guitar and deep throaty female singers. (ie. Paramour, Lillix, etc.) Has spawned children resulting a modern Pop sound, including female artists such as Ashlee Simpson, Hillary Duff, or that band with Ashley Tisdale and her sister)
2. Depressed females between the ages of 12-20. Identified by straight two toned hair , black mascara, and hot pink eyeshadow. Similar to punk, but differentiated by the over-use of skulls and hearts. Heightend promiscuity and a tendency toward black and white photos of themselves.
3. A musical genre categorized by its use of acousic guitar and deep throaty female singers. (ie. Paramour, Lillix, etc.) Has spawned children resulting a modern Pop sound, including female artists such as Ashlee Simpson, Hillary Duff, or that band with Ashley Tisdale and her sister)
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Get the shemo mug.1. A Non-Medical term that refers to an excessive amount of male Smegma that accumulates, resulting in a Flower-Like appearance when the Foreskin is pulled back. 2. A term no one actually uses but sounds funny.
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"Dude, can i borrow you smegmometer? I feel like it's starting to build."
"Yeah bro, it might be time for spring cleaning."
"Yeah bro, it might be time for spring cleaning."
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Get the smegmometer mug.A SHEMOM IS EVERYTHING AND ANYTHING. IT IS A PERSON PLACE OR THING. PEOPLE CAN BE BAD SHEMOMS OR GOOD SHEMOMS BUT IT IS ALSO A NOUN ADVERB ADJECTIVE AND SO MUCH MORE IT IS NOTHING BUT IT IS ALSO SOMETHING. SHEMOMS RULE THE WORLD. IT MAY ALSO BE USED AS AN EXCLAMATION WHEN HAPPY SAD MAD OR ANY OTHER EMOTION.
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