Shwasted

Being so hammered drunk that you are both shitfaced and waisted at the same time. (sh-wasted)

Dude last night I drank like 34 beers and got shwasted.

by I know the lingo December 28, 2007

Shwasted

Drunk, wasted, intoxicated

I'm effin shwasted dudes!!!

by Niki-K October 7, 2007

shwigity shwasted

yet another word used for a state of inebriation

I'm so fucking shwigity shwasted right now I just peed on the steps of the chruch over there....whoops!!!

by Tiffers October 3, 2005

shwasted

an extreme state of drunkeness. combination of the words shitty and wasted.

I got totally shwasted last night at that crazy party.

by Susan Fragiacomo December 17, 2008

Shwasted

Shwasted is a mix of being s.h.i.t faced and wasted. its awesome.

Hey adri.
Yes mickela.
I am so Shwasted!
Wat?
I am SHWASTED!
Oh i forgot wat that ment.

by thatpsychogirl May 6, 2010

Shwasted

Being as wasted as Patrick Swayze is cool

Guy #1- Dude you were so shwasted at that party!

Guy #2- Yeah bro, I was all, "No one puts Baby in the corner!"

by playmeganplay November 7, 2010

Shmasted

A mix of being shit faced and wasted. Extremely drunk.

Imma get Shmasted!!!

by H20ashlyn January 30, 2016