shaista

loved by everyone. secretly hated by few.

heeeey. its shaista. love her!!!

by singlebutunavailable July 19, 2010

take several seats

When someone is doin' too much (or trying to hard) and just need to sit down somewhere and be quiet because they sound stupid.

Becky: *puts relaxer in her hair*
Becky: *is now bald*
Becky: I just wanted my hair to be straight
...Take several seats

by 😐😐😐😐 January 17, 2018

Shatsin

Shatsin is a person that smells like shit and smokes a lot of crack with Hendricks who also smells like shit. Shatsin eats a lot of dick along with ass hairs

Hey did you see shatsin he smells a little worse today

by Chrystlyerete July 6, 2020

shaftstache

n, \ʃæft.stæʃ\
: a pube-do that results when a man shaves or waxes all of his pubic hair except that around the base of the penis, leaving a moustache-like fringe.

Kendall learned that waxing his shaft was incredibly painful so he always sported a shaftstache.

by schnitza July 11, 2011

shaftsmanship

The ability to screw someone over without them knowing it happened.

Pookie: Why do you look so happy?

Junebug: Just had a great meeting with the boss. He thanked me for boosting sales 300%. As a reward, he’s giving me a pay cut. And for some reason, now my butthole really hurts.

Pookie: Now THAT’S some fine Shaftsmanship.

by Buckfutter February 16, 2018

Shams Charania

An ethnic male who exudes immense rizz.

Kay Adams: Hi Shams Charania!
Shams Charania: ...
Kay Adams: Please have my kids right nowww!!!!!!!!

by Chief Dosa December 15, 2022

frosty satsuma

freezing a full bottle of water letting it melt slightly then cutting open the bottle taking out the frozen cylendrical water then using the frozen shape as a dildo.

i gave my girl a "frosty satsuma" with some dasani.

by d stizzle September 5, 2009