The BEST device to watch porn in if you live with at least 1 family member because for example, you could watch porn on your smartphone under your bed's blanket and not get caught.
by Twight0931 March 23, 2021
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I haven't seen Hieronymus around the office this week. He's probably been smarthponed, just like that other idiot last month.
by JdSilentio September 24, 2011
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Get the shaftaphone mug.When your smartphone suddenly dies and you call tech support and they ship you a new battery. It takes 3 days to get there and when you put it in your phone still doesn't work and you have to wait 3 more days. You can't put up with it anymore so you go buy a 'GO' phone just to be able to talk.
Sorry I didn't get back with you, I was busy going through Smartphone Withdrawals so I caved in and got me a Pre-Paid phone while I wait.
by DrArkaneX August 6, 2011
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by Shabdarider August 22, 2012
Get the Smartphoning mug.Sitting a friend down and telling them their phone sucks, specifically that they need to get a smartphone.
"Guys, Jimmy just called me instead of texting me back on his lame flip phone. We totally need to stage a Smartphone Intervention."
by thesharon December 5, 2011
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Roy wants surgery to correct his smartphone face.
Roy wants surgery to correct his smartphone face.
by GWG October 26, 2012
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