Shart

To shit and fart at the same time. half shit half fart. A wet fart.

So yesterday I sharted in my pants, it was nasty.

by cretard September 10, 2008

Shart

When you go to fart, and shit yourself at the same time

I laughed so hard, I sharted.

by W3$tl3y October 06, 2005

Shart

when you think you have to fart and you shit your pants hahah.

I drank to much one night and had the runs the next day, i was on the internet and i thought i was farting and sharted my pants.what a shart of a day!

by Urban Dictionary January 09, 2009

Shart

The act of farting that will cause you to shit a wee bit of that massive terd you felt slithering through your intestines for days. When you shart there is no going back. You will forever be changed by the sheer amount of "oh fuck!" going through your mind.

You: Dude those .89$ burritos were fucking delicious. Thats gonna be a epic shit.

Your fat greasy friend: *gurgle* hahah

*3 days later*

You: Dude I gotta fart

Your ass: *gurgle*

Your soul dies because of the shart.

by Theshartman April 08, 2010

Shart

v.,n. - to accidentally shit oneself while attempting to fart

I accidentally sharted myself.

Did I get some shart on you?

by Sean September 10, 2004

Shart

The act of farting immediately followed by unwillingly protruding fecal matter (solid/liquid) causing quite the disturbance in your undergarments while displaying an extremely awkward facial expression.

Young skeet, "Yo dawg what is that smell? And what is that
look on yo face?"

Young poopy, "Aint nothin dawg jus plain ol' shart."

by Dr. Edgar Bacardi November 01, 2007

Shart

To fart and sh-t at the same time.

Jess: Eww

Sara: What?

Jess: I just sharted and I feel smelly.

Sara: Eww!

Jess: I know, right?

by Sara Shay June 30, 2009