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ShardEnder

An infinitely powerful individual. Legend says that she has possession of extreme rarities like ELO's Garden Rehearsals, the master tapes for The Beach Boys' SMiLE, and a completed version of The Who's Lifehouse.
Person: I wish we could hear take 51 of Baby I Apologize...
ShardEnder: Hold my beer...
by thefantasticmisterfox October 26, 2020
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Mexican Pencil Sharpener

"Dude do you have a Mexican pencil Sharpener? I have a huge test and I can't find mine! I'm freaking out! Haven't even studied!!!!! "
by Rooster Jake August 27, 2011
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Sharlene

A person who actually cares but get left-out by what she calls friends.
sharlene: *sees friends with new friends*

sharlene: that was me before I helped you out :’(
by amazingdarksecrets January 12, 2022
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Sharpened queef

A high pressurized queef that can kill someone with the smell and power. It is basically a smelly windblade
That queef is powerful, smelly and sharp. It is probably a sharpened queef
by Unitedgamer November 17, 2021
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Sharren

Tim: Yow I'm sad Michael Jackson is dead.
Tom: Yeah, he was a sharren
by Agueroooooo9320 November 24, 2021
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crayon sharpener

You're banging a chick while watching the hockey game, aka doggy style, with your Molson posted up on that ass. You then proceed to pick her up and spin her 360 degrees on the geometrical X axis of your penis all without spilling a drop of your beer.
I was fucking trashy Tanya while watching the Habs give it to the Leafs. She looks back and says, "give me the crayon sharpener!"
by Sweats11537 August 12, 2017
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the Bencil Sharpener

Nickname for American conservative political commentator Ben Shapiro. The nickname is commonly used when Ben Shapiro is crushing his rhetorical opponents with facts and logic; the opponent in question is then in the process of being ''sharpened by the Bencil''.
Boy 1: Hey, did you catch Ben Shapiro's debate last night?
Boy 2: Ben Sha-who-ro?
Boy 1: The Bencil Sharpener?
Boy 2: Ah, ofcourse. I missed it, but I bet the Bencil sharpened 'em good again.
Boy 1: Sure did. Wanna make out?
Boy 2: Totally.
by mkpk January 17, 2020
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