Shark Week relationship

A relationship that lasts approximately 1 week, and revolves around shark week, as this is perhaps the only thing these two people have in common. The two were brought together by their love of shark week, spent shark week together in a shark induced state of bliss, but then realized there relationship was doomed to fail when sharks were no longer a large part of their life together.

Kate and Audi had a fulfilling one week relationship, which consisted of watching shark week, making shark based puns, and posting shark themed posts on facebook. Yet when shark week ended there was a deafening silence on either side, as neither knew what, if anything, could fill the void that shark week had left. It was definitely a Shark Week Relationship.

by AUDINASH August 29, 2011

But baby...it's shark week!

The perfect excuse to get your significant other to do something. Like let you put it in her butt.

Suzie: I've told you a thousand times, no! You cannot put it in my butt!
John: But baby...it's shark week!
Suzie: *sigh* I'll get the lube.

by 00fatty00 January 28, 2011

Shark Week

1. A group of kids that are gods of wherever they preside.

1. That shark week scares me, because they are all powerful.

by the bearded bear March 26, 2009

Shark Week

The moment in a woman's life she bleeds a large or small sum of blood from her vagina.

Devilpole: Let's have sex

Bleeder: I Have Shark Week |Inserts Shark Bait|

by DevilPole March 26, 2015

shark week period

when you do swimming on your period and sharks attack your vaginal area because of the smell

It's shark week period wear a tampon

by sierra gucci March 08, 2017

Chummier Than Shark Week

Someone who is overly friendly to the point of annoyance

"That girl is really friendly"
"Nah, she's just chummier than shark week, she doesn't have any real friends"

by Dnolt August 05, 2009

Shark week and chill

It's where you ask to hangout with your most favorite person and devote an entire week to watching sharks and eatting yummy food like you're shark!

Hey Bob! Do you want to Shark week and chill? Shark week starts July 26!

by Mr háñdsòme June 30, 2023