shareing

I am a dumbass who date guys with small dicks

“I am a dumbass because I spelt sharing as shareing”

by DumbRoast69 June 3, 2018

Sharting Asshole

Ocurrs when someone tries to fart but shit themselves instead.

Oh my god. I got a sharting asshole at the party last night.

by Jondavid March 2, 2005

sharketing

Sharketing is doing social media marketing from a laptop or mobile device while taking a big wet juicy shit.

Bro bro bro, are you still reading magazines in the bathroom? You need to be sharketing. Calc your ROI and synergize some hashtags next time you drop trou.

by Brock Hardon November 9, 2011

Shivetting

the action of a canine as it strains to undertake the release of its bowels with its tail quivering

a dog that wishes to undertake a bowel movement, stops and strains with its tail in the air. the tail quivers with the strain as it shivets, or undertakes shivetting

by amanda jones November 27, 2012

Shrexting

Exchanging pictures of Shrek via text messaging.

“Maybe you would have slept more if you weren’t Shrexting your friends at 3am!”

by Manny223 October 5, 2019

Chat-shatting

chat shat

John kept texting and sending so much crap in Messenger, he was up all night chat-shatting.

Are you free tonight? Let's chat-shat!

by trappedflapped March 5, 2020

Shatting

The act of cheating, lying, deceiving, cheating, playing ho's, and just plain being a dirtbag.

"Elissa came over and i got head. Then me and Kelly went to get ice cream. and then i fucked Chel in the back seat of my car. I was Shatting hardcore."

by William_Shatner August 14, 2009