Shap

The male art of masturbating whilst perched upon the toilet taking a dump. Key words here are "Fap" (Masturbate) and of course "Shit". Also, the past pretense of shapping may be referred to as "To have just shame".

"Daaamn, did you hear about Rick in the bathroom?" "Nawh boss, what happened?" "He was taking the biggest shap in life!" "GROSSSSSS." AND "Bro, I think i just shame." :\

by , Señor Pachecks' August 25, 2009

Shap

Blind af potato that falls of his bike. Lives off powdered soup. Known sex pest.

Shap is the worst bike rider in the world.

by Poly89 July 01, 2022

Bell shap

The excess skin on your nutsack

Your mom was sucking on my bell shap in the shower

by Sanchezsucio January 20, 2023

shap file

A vector file used in geographic information systems, as spoken by a frustrated GIS user.

For alternate use see crap file.

"Where are the shap files?? Damn it!"

by holmesGIS August 03, 2009

Shap Sandwich

When someone feels the need to post on forums just because someone posted before them even though they don't have anything of substance to say.

"Dude, what was Marvin talking about in that post?"
"I don't know dude, just another Shap Sandwich"

by BradGrose July 19, 2008

shap daddy

An English teacher well-versed in the ways of sexy writing

Hey when do you have Shap Daddy?

by Shapdog February 24, 2017

gangsta shap

What you do in the club.

Metta an gangsta shap.

by P Shh April 25, 2008