you never poke a shark with a stick

A Metaphor for pissing off someone more powerful then you

Guy 1 / Why did Boss Bertram fire nick?
Guy 2 / he pissed off the boss

Guy 1 / well that is why "you never poke a shark with a stick"

by Big Bertram June 13, 2018

Spank Your Grandma Day

the day where you spank your grandma

hey grandma todays spank your grandma day come here bitch

by Lana Rhodes Step Sis June 26, 2020

spank your furry muff

a replacement for 'thank you very much'
similar to spank you

'here's your beer'
'spank your furry muff'

by li'l pill pig July 30, 2006

spank your monkey

when a female masturbates

Did he watch you spank your monkey.

by Capn A Hole July 20, 2008

Spank Your Tank

When you spank someone so hard they sneeze

Can I spank your tank?

by Daddys Lill Monster November 17, 2018

stank on your hangdown

Hangdown: penis;
stank: see fish taco

"Malcolm, do you have some regrettable stank on your hangdown?"

by millerskillz May 16, 2006

stank on your hank

when a person with a vagina puts said vagina on your neck, therefore creating a stank (a smelly smell that sort of smells… smelly…) on the area that was covered with previously mentioned vagina

dude did you just get some?? you’ve got some stank on your hank.

I can smell the stank on your hank from all the way over here, you dirty dog.

by arytna February 25, 2023