by makomark13 October 17, 2008
To perform a shammywankster, you must look for another person who's left their chest open, then you perform one of 3 shammies,
1.)an open palm slap to the chest, concidered "the normal shammy"
2.)an open palmed forewards thrust to the chest, or the "power shammy"
3.)a dead finger slap to the chest
all of which you shout "SHAMMYWANKSTER" while performing
But once iniciated, the circle of shammy continues endlessly, causing paranoia and nervously protecting ones chest.
Also, as of now there has never been a femal-shammy, for obvious reasosns
1.)an open palm slap to the chest, concidered "the normal shammy"
2.)an open palmed forewards thrust to the chest, or the "power shammy"
3.)a dead finger slap to the chest
all of which you shout "SHAMMYWANKSTER" while performing
But once iniciated, the circle of shammy continues endlessly, causing paranoia and nervously protecting ones chest.
Also, as of now there has never been a femal-shammy, for obvious reasosns
by Dr Cuke September 30, 2006
When 2 men grab each other's foreskins and pull until the other gives up. Generally because of the pain! Like a game of peanuts.
by Cullen_34 October 15, 2008
I put the Shammy in a Noof.
by Goldeeennn June 12, 2019
by DSkunk July 28, 2010
An alternative word for vagina. The unpopularity of this word makes it acceptable to talk about a woman's genitalia in public settings without offending anyone in ear-shot.
Setting: Grocery store
"Holy crap. My shammy is itchy!"
"Oh man, mine too! My shammy has been itchy all week!"
Setting: Bar
"I hope I get lucky tonight! I've been saving my shammy shave all week so it would be perfect tonight!"
"Holy crap. My shammy is itchy!"
"Oh man, mine too! My shammy has been itchy all week!"
Setting: Bar
"I hope I get lucky tonight! I've been saving my shammy shave all week so it would be perfect tonight!"
by DPOOKERS January 8, 2010