Sexaphone 

A person who, during sex, moans musically, occasionally moaning the notes to a common song.

Person A: Last night I hooked up with a chick and I swear, as she neared orgasm, her moans started to sound like "Mary Had a Little Lamb"
Person B: Wow. What a sexaphone!

Sexaphone by WhaleBlubber June 3, 2010

Upside-down Saxophone 

A fellatio technique where the giver is cupping and massaging the testicles and moving the fingers as if the person was playing a saxophone upside down.

"She looks like she is playing an upside-down saxophone with that guys cock."

Upside-down Saxophone by Tonytouch January 31, 2008

saxaphone 

How idiots spell saxophone.

idiot: hi my name is **** and i play the saxaphone.
me: hi my name is ******* and you're an idiot. please excuse yourself to the corner of the room where all the other saxOphone rejects congegrate. don't forget to introduce yourself to kenny g.

saxaphone by krddovs May 27, 2006

saxaphone 

how ignorant people spell "saxophone." they deserve to be clouted.

"Hey, is that a saxaphone?"
"NO. It's a saxophone." *clout*

saxaphone by mixolydian April 7, 2010

saxophonekid80 

Someone who moves their tongue around their face while playing games and makes loud screeches, they may also play the saxophone.

Wow that Karen was being a Saxophonekid80

saxophonekid80 by NotASaxophonePlayer December 16, 2020

Bass saxophone 

The bass saxophone is a torture machine designed to crush the user to death or suck all air out of them. It is commonly used by the Incredible Hulk and must be pushed on a cart. It is real common to find it in the tuba section since it is rejected by all other woodwinds. It has also been used in World War II to knockout German troops.

Alto: What instrument do you play?
Bass: The Bass saxophone

Alto: Go speak with the director

Band director: Rejected instruments include Bass saxophone, tuba, baritone, oboe, and trombones.

Bass saxophone by Canofbeanns July 1, 2018

saxophone telepathy 

The telepathic bond shared by two or more saxophone players, typically in a marching band. This is undeniable and 100% true. One will often do the same most random things, or say the most random things at the same time. Also one will know when the other is happy sad or excited even nervouse. Often related to the bond shared between twins.

Sax player 1 and two at the same time: "These are not the droids you're looking for." Sax player two: "SAXOPHONE TELEPATHY"

saxophone telepathy by SaxKing1 August 28, 2012