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fuck session 

A prescheduled time in which two or more people engage in sexual intercourse, normally on a regular basis.
Mike's weekly fuck session with his girlfriend is right after he gets back from church.

I wanted to study in the lounge, but Jim and Kelly were having a fuck session when I got there.

We missed our normal fuck session because she had other plans.
fuck session by Noraa Rialb December 17, 2009
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sessionaire 

Formed from session, refering to the time spent smoking marijuana. Sessionaire refers to the person doing the smoking.
"Johnny smokes at least 6 joints a day, he's quite the sessionaire".
sessionaire by Brett Skipper January 21, 2004

fanny pube session

A gathering of two or more people to discuss, compare and show each other their fannys. It helps if you are good friends.

Participants in these meetings are usually fans of getting it waxed. Discussions tend to revolve around:

-smooth results after waxing
-how much one gets taken off
-ingrown hairs and how to remove them

There is usually a practical element so make sure you bring your tweezers!

Gatherings can be planned or spontaneous, but be warned: bushes are frowned upon.
"I've got a nasty ingrown, what should I do about it?"

"Let's have a fanny pube session and decide together."

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"I came home and walked in on all my flatmates having a fanny pube session."
fanny pube session by LHAFPS March 17, 2011

session beer 

A beer that is low in alcohol and has a balanced flavor of both hops and malt. The purpose being so that it can be drank over a long session of time with out overwhelming the palate or getting the drinker too intoxicated.
A light-bodied summer ale would make a good session beer.
session beer by OregonBeerMan July 12, 2006

Pack Session 

When a large group of people get together and talk about eachother.
Mike: Yo you the ugliest nigga i ever seen.
Sean: Ooh so you trynna pack?
Mike: Hell yeah.
Tori: It's pack session time.
Pack Session by vixen221 May 30, 2010

pot session

Group of people hanging out and getting stoned via marijuana.
Alvin and the gang always hang out at the basement to do their pot session after school
pot session by DonCirilo October 21, 2014

Bitch Session 

A Bitch Session is where a bunch of friends gather and bitch about all the crap that should be elminated from the face of the Earth, i.e., Stupid people, events that sucked, wastes of time, etc. ad infinitum.
Whenever my friends and I get a break from rehearsal, we go into the back room and have a Bitch Session about all the shit that shouldn't go on during rehearsal, like the time available to have a Bitch Session.
Bitch Session by Joe Sabs December 14, 2008