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The Simon Experience

The Simon Experience or Effect consists of a power that an individual possesses, creating a bubble that surrounds the individual who occupies it. Once within the power bubble, physically or virtually, others are subjected to a charming experience.
"As soon as I went near him, I was charmed" "Ah, you've been subjected to The Simon Experience"
by Bornold April 16, 2020
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When you are so goddamn bored that you just type the cookies policy of Urban Dictionary into the search bar.
Mark: Wow Marcus, how was your day?
Marcus: This website uses cookies to enhance user experience and to analyze performance and traffic on our website. We also share information about your use of our site with our social media, advertising and analytics partners. Use of this site is subject to our terms of service.
by AlownAgainstTheWorld May 25, 2023
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porn star experience

This is activity that is done bareback meaning no condom. Whether it is done oral, anal or vaginal.
She is a true PSE provider. D/D free and willing to do anything. That was the best porn star experience ever.
by Gman2 October 7, 2007
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Porn Star Experience

An escort term used to describe an encounter where having sex is the primary objective accompanied with high energy and multiple positions. It can but does not necessarily denote the abscense of protection. Just as each state maintains different regulations on the use of protection, each provider's regulations may also differ.
That escort last night was all porn star experience, straight to fucking, skipped passed all that small chat girlfriend bullshit.
by freakymoney September 6, 2016
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out of bathing suit experience

When one or more body parts usually covered by a bathing suit are found to be hanging out of it. Commonly happens at the bottom of water slides or in areas where high surf conditions occur.
Whoa! That water slide was so huge, at the bottom I had to check my boobs to be sure I wasn't having an out of bathing suit experience.
by 3 card Monty June 5, 2009
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near sex experience

When a virgin got his/her partner's pants off but you couldn't make it to the sex because of some unfortunate event like erectile disfunction or the girls menstrual cycle or some emergency at work or home.
Alan have you even had sex? Alan: No but i've had a near sex experience.
by AJ18 May 14, 2014
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out of stomach experience

A regrettable experience, often late at night and/or the next morning, and possibly connected with indulging in a few liquid refreshments.
Sorry about the carpet, I just had an out of stomach experience. Guess it was something I ate.
by Aaaardvark November 26, 2006
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