Sexiversary

The date on which two people first had sex.

He was invited out for a drink after work, but he knew that since it was their sexiversary and she would be expecting him to be on his game, he declined.

by Kate Charlton June 18, 2008

sexier than a mug

A figure of speech used to describe someone so smoking hot that they are physically “sexier than a mug”

Bro 1: Damn bro did you see that girl!?
Bro 2: Ya dude she was “sexier than a mug”

by Ice money December 25, 2017

sexflection

The act of deflected one's problems by using sex.

"That bitch never looks at herself she is constantly using sexflection"

by cockadasical October 12, 2013

sexless marriage

1. A marriage that has no sex or infrequent sex between partners.

Brutus was nailing his secretary on the side since he has a sexless marriage at home.

by horde52 March 6, 2010

sexiled

refering to "exiling" your roomate (usually in a college setting) from his/her room so that you can engage in sexual activity without voyeurism.

"Im gettting sexiled right now so i can't get the bong out of my room"

"your ruined"

"i know"

by playap02 January 23, 2004

sexiled

When politely asked or forced from one's room in order to create the private atmosphere most roommates need for coitus with their special friends. Incidentally, it is what I am right now.

Shit, It's 1 am and my roommate sexiled me. He's been goin' since 10 pm, don't I ever get to sleep?

by Insousiant October 28, 2005

sexident

An accident that occurs during some type of sex act. For example, skinning one's knee on a car door while having mad passionate car sex.

"I can't believe I had another sexident!"

by Shanda Lear March 21, 2004