sexless

someone who can't get laid if they tried. They just cant get pussy no matter how hard they try to get it. They will use any means necessary to obtain it yet fail constantly. They just dont have the skilz to get any ass.

Sonny has been sexless for 10 years. Loser goes on the internet and tries to get pussy 1000 miles away and she even dumps him! HA HA HA

by Your uncle September 18, 2007

Sexassin

A sex assassin.

Joe: Cece is a massive sexassin.

Matt: AGH! I KNOW! I have to sleep with one eye open!

by Matt Bergerism October 10, 2008

r u 4 sexes chat

A way to ask someone for cyber sex. Usually used in this form for humor to make fun of those that actually DO have cyber sex.

"Zomg R U 4 sexes chat?"
"lolerskates! no wai nerd!"

by Mepy April 22, 2006

sexcess

having sex to excess.

They have been having sex for days. That is really sexcessive.

by tomisjohnny February 20, 2011

sexass

A combination of a compass and sextant that is used to find the correct hole for intercourse.

Tucci and darkhorse23 used a sexass to make sweet smelly love.

by Tucci <3 October 11, 2006

Motion Sexness

When you have sex for too long or so often that you can still feel the movement long afterward.
Similar to the feeling of being rocked by waves for a long time then getting out of the water to find you can still feel the rocking.

back and forth... back and forth... I think I have motion sexness

by iBeeej June 22, 2011

Sexessful

A term used to describe a wealthy prostitute.

"I'd say that friend of yours is incredibly sexessful"
"I know."

by Albino Beanos December 18, 2019