Selfie

Pictures that have taken over the lives of everyone

But first let me take a selfie

by Phil mahooters January 19, 2015

Selfie

A picture that you never take with your iPad.

That person is weird. He's taking selfies with his iPad!

by -__- June 16, 2015

Selfie

A selfie is a picture you take when you hate yourself.

It's also a picture best taken with a selfie stick, so everyone in the world knows your a total toolshed. It has the secondary benifit of providing a metal pole to more easily beat you with.

The best selfies are those that involve some kind of natural diaster or riot. It shows real class to demonstrate your ability to care about where you are like a tourist while people are being flayed alive by fire. With these kinds of pictures, it's best to wait until someone is actually in the process being brained by a police officer or torn to peices by rabid wolves before taking the picture, to maximize it's chance of going viral and earning you mad props, or as the cynical like to call them death threats.

In this picture selfie but someone pushed me into oncoming traffic and pissed in my mouth. Lol!

by Holywar October 30, 2015

selfie

the practice of taking a self-portrait and posting it on Instagram to show your followers what you look like in case they forgot, even though you posted a selfie two fucking days ago. Many selfies include the stupid ass fucking duck face and/or include a really fucking stupid quote in the caption.

Jimmy Brooks: Ay Bruh, take this selfie of me real quick yo!
Guy: Bro you're missing the whole point of what a selfie is!

by Yolo Drake March 15, 2015

selfie

A selfie is a photo someone takes of themselves, usually on a smartphone.

It was a selfie.

by DellaWang April 19, 2014

Selfie

The shittiest hobby on planet earth

I fucking hate selfies

by CChart103 January 15, 2016

Selfie

Masterbating, Having some quality time with yourself

I was a bit bored so I caught up on the porno web and had a 'selfie'

by Thanksw4stoosh August 18, 2013