Simp Season

"Simp Season", from November to February when Thanksgiving, Christmas, New Year's and Valentine's Day all go back to back with eachother.

Contrary to Spring/Summer when people want to go to parties and hoe out, Simp Season amplifies the loneliness you feel and subconsciously family, friends and relationships take priority over alcohol and partying.

During Simp Season people often attempt to get cuffed as quick and easy as possible - this can lead to many mistakes and stupid decisions.

"It's Simp Season bruh don't go doing anything stupid like getting back with your ex, just chill these couple months you don't need to be in a relationship"

by 0001GTBSBE November 10, 2019

ouran high school host club season 2

A much needed (but non-existent) sequel to Ouran High School Host Club anime. Go read the manga if you haven't, it might satisfy one more Ouran obsessed person (like me)

A vast majority of Ouran fans want Ouran High School Host Club season 2 now, now, NOW!

by RGBYGSCRSEFRLGDPPHGSS January 24, 2015

Seasonal Six-Pack

When somebody is an athlete during one particular season of the year and gets a six-pack during this time, but after the season ends it fades away due to lack of activity.

Amanda: Hey, didn't Joe have a six-pack during the swim season?

Claire: Yeah, but now he just sits around and plays Modern Warfare 2 all day, he has a seasonal six-pack.

by danisreallycool May 19, 2010

sebastian hedge

Sebastian Hedge is an experimental musician who people know as a singer and producer in the band Self Insert. He is also known for his drumming and crazy compositions.

Example: Have you heard the new Self Insert song? Sebastian Hedge goes off

Example 2: Have you heard Sebastian Hedge's crazy ass drumming?

by mpsychophant October 9, 2021

sebastian stan

to put it shortly…. Sebastian stan is a romanian sex god who could run me over with a bus and crush my heart and i’d say sorry… AND his couch looks like flatbread (sorry mackie)

sebastian stan is my husband. ion make the rules

by ellacassidy June 7, 2021

L season

Season after cuffing season when the cuffs are broken therefore the Ls are taken. To protect yourself from L season: 1) don't cuff no thottie 2) wear a helmet and protective goggles (glasses count) 3) be safe

Damn, Francine broke up with you? Must be L season.

by gertler alertler October 5, 2017

Open Season

A time when a person or object that once had immunity (or in the very least was fast enough to avoid) is no longer able to avoid what they deserve.

"Don't you worry... when I tell your mom what you've been doing it's open season on your ass."

by Mr.FHero.Esq March 4, 2019