Cranbourne secondary

A place to learn nothing and be harassed beatin and robbed buy the “eshays
Hey look the police are everywhere it must be a police station oh never mind it’s Cranbourne secondary
by Wenis toucher October 13, 2019
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Secondary Beating

Masturbating vigorously for a second time right after busting one nut just wasn’t enough.
Sean didn’t even wipe his nut off his chest before he commenced a secondary beating.

My balls were so full I had to give it a secondary beating.
by Dick Onchin August 20, 2021
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Secondary School

Sure, it's British and Scottish and MAYBE even Irish, but in Canada we call it secondary school too. It comes after Elementary School and Middle School, and in more eastern provinces, Junior Secondary.

Usually grades 9-12, or 8-12, 7-12, etc. sometimes too.

The equivalent of high school in the USA, secondary school is under-funded and under-staffed. Buying lunch is optional, and most people are forced to eat outside in all weather conditions because the cafeteria has around 10 tables. It's all catered but is very expensive to buy and not healthy at all. No uniforms or dress code unless people start dressing really risqué, and even then, there's probably no funding to make the uniforms so everyone just wears what they want. The teachers are nice on their good days and terrible on every other day but constantly hint at their small pay-cheques. Our electronics constantly get stolen and we have to get the RCMP in there nearly every day to arrest somebody. No homework because the teachers are too underfunded to get toner for the copier, and you usually end up sharing four to a textbook. It's terrible, really. The only thing we do is watch YouTube videos on the projectors.
Two students are eating lunch outside in -10 celsius conditions.

Student 1: "Today we had to do a science experiment with a voltmeter but the thing didn't work so we had to sit and watch it done on YouTube."

Student 2: "What do you want, that's secondary school for ya."
by SnapshotOfASoul December 23, 2010
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brookswood secondary

This place= Hell.

Everyone hates it, unless they came from a different highschool. Teachers are pretty bad. Kids are worse.

It's Pretty much one of the worst schools in Langley where people in grade 10/11 think very highly of themselves.

BSS is obsessed with basketball. Don't care much for any other teams. Boys get more recognition than girls. What a way great way to make girls feel like they can do anything.

It's boring, Its a shame they got rid of the old principals. Counillors will ignore you if you're not in urgent need to see them. Ladies at the front desk are pretty scary.

But other than that 10/10 school
Wow.. that person really hates school.. they probably come from

Brookswood secondary
by Lovely pseudonym March 01, 2017
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secondary school

the english (and therefore better) version of high school
by Britbabe July 01, 2003
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Secondary channel

A television channel you watch only when your primary channel is on commercial.

A secondary channel must be picked out during the first commercial break of your primary show/channel, and it also must be back from commercials as soon as the primary channel goes to a break, thus avoiding the black hole of boredom caused by retardedly long commercials.
Guy 1: "Gosh darn it! It's on commercial again! Pick a secondary channel already."
Guy 2: "Way ahead of you." -click-
by Dr.Matus April 18, 2010
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Evergreen Secondary

Better than riverside/j. We too have ipads, some slay-quality fake grass that somehow is always half moist. Cardboard tasting canteen food but super cool 60 cent green tea (un-heaven and un-earth). Pretty study corners with extremely pretty chairs on every floor and walls with receding hairlines. Simply called evergreen; because the students are all evergreen. Flat vocal-ed school anthem but super vibey, teachers all super silly goofy 🤪🤪. Live Evg Laugh Evg Love Evg.
A: What school were you from?
B: Evergreen secondary, why?

A: Maybe that's why you're still single.
by flue April 17, 2022
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