5 men slowing inserting there penises into a female's mouth. Before they cum they each pull out and shoot there cum in the woman's mouth and yell "Fire in the hole", each shoot there load into the girls mouth.
Dude last night this girl was so fucked up these guys gave her the old fashion "Seaman's Meat Cannon". She later died that night of breathing problems because of all that cum stuck in her throat.
by SkullKand3y June 28, 2009
Get the Seaman's Meat Cannonmug. 1. (noun) - The God of Seaman; An all-wandering vagrant who seeks answers to the meaning of Seaman, through friendship, chaos, and deeming random individuals to be worthy of the title 'Seaman', or 'Seawoman'.
2. (noun) - Person who goes by the seashore, but never the sea; An inherent paradox.
2. (noun) - Person who goes by the seashore, but never the sea; An inherent paradox.
1. Wow, Seaman's rant about the fragility of his latex suit that would bring great dimensional terror upon the realm should he be harmed was insanely nonsensical, but I wouldn't dare tear it open, on some amount of trust.
2. You like the beach, but not the sea? What are you, some kind of Seaman?
2. You like the beach, but not the sea? What are you, some kind of Seaman?
by Dukeggoddish March 12, 2025
Get the Seamanmug. by Kashmoneygirl April 27, 2024
Get the Seamanmug. A character in a hypothetical alternate version of I2-3 conceived by Ace Attorney Circlejerk members
In this better version, Artie Frost (or Issac Dover in the ethical translation) would be named "Duncan Seaman" and he would be dunked in a cum fountain instead of a water fountain
In this better version, Artie Frost (or Issac Dover in the ethical translation) would be named "Duncan Seaman" and he would be dunked in a cum fountain instead of a water fountain
by Eyacorkett June 1, 2025
Get the Duncan Seamanmug. 
When you’re cornered by a group of guys and your only option for self defense is to pull out your dick and start jerking off onto them.
When I was on shore leave in the Navy some "Anderson Cooper looking motherfuckers" cornered me and my only option was to pull out my dick and start doing the seaman shuffle.
by Kai Smash December 20, 2022
Get the The Seaman Shufflemug. Taking a test in a discord call with your friends and scoring 100% because you were allowed to do so.
David: How was that computer science exam?
Jenny: Easy, we all got a perfect score because the teacher had no restrictions on it, so we Walter Seamaned the whole thing.
Jenny: Easy, we all got a perfect score because the teacher had no restrictions on it, so we Walter Seamaned the whole thing.
by fredbayrerooles November 21, 2021
Get the Walter Seamanmug.