Snacident

n. An incident in which your snack falls on the floor or suffers some other fate, rendering it inedible.

"Hey, you knocked my chips ahoy on the floor, and now I can't eat 'em. That's one bad snacident."

by Kris & Vicki December 9, 2008

Sexcident

The action that results in the sex stopping and immediate application of first aid.

I totally tore my sack in this wicked sexcident.

So I was going at her with this canine dildo when we had a sexcident and suddenly there was blood everywhere.

by Ludaphisk August 5, 2012

Seaside Town

A shithole like Blackpool or Brighton that lies beside the sea, where dog shit and toilet paper litters the 'award winning beaches' and dogs with eyes missing roam the boardwalks.

''Missus wants to go to a Seaside Town with SAGA.''

by Newky Broon January 7, 2012

Snacident

n. An incident in which your snack falls on the floor or suffers some other fate, rendering it inedible.

"Hey, you knocked my chips ahoy on the floor, and now I can't eat 'em. That's one bad snacident."

by Kris & Vicki April 8, 2008

Seaside Brunch Buffet

A sex move in which someone dumps a tray of watery scrambled eggs onto a nude woman's lap and then eats the breakfast off her tuna fish laden cunt.

Jimmy was late for work and had eaten but was so horny he dumped his breakfast in Judy's lap and had a Seaside brunch buffet. Good old Jimmy killed two birds with one stone.

by Pork Feinstein August 14, 2009

Seaside

Where sloppy nasty dirty ass stinky wanna be gang members are from.

That lop stinks like ass he must be from Seaside.

by 8durty1 March 3, 2019

sexcide

to suicide without a sexual intercourse, sexual relations

I gonna sexcide because I have never experienced what is sex :'((((((((( I have never had a girl in my life. There were also other reasons why I gonna suicide. My life is a suffer and pain.

by Andrius M. lonesome April 8, 2008