Scunthorpe

aka "Scumthorpe" is a town in lincolnshire that is renowned for its sights such as The Desert Rat, Westcliff Wall and The Pied Piper (2 of which are now gone) If you fancy getting some drugs or even getting stabbed, perhaps visit the westcliff area of town, the kind local residents will make you feel right at home!

Person 1: I need to key off some ket but nobody will buy it, any advice?
Person 2: Whatever you do, don't go to scunthorpe, or it'll be gone before you can say "Riddings Pool"

by Dayone2013 October 16, 2016

Synthesizer Patel

A man who loves synthesizers so much he changed his name to Synthesizer Patel.

So many people today try to steal your synthesizer.
-Synthesizer Patel

by synthesizer enthusiast May 24, 2009

synthetica

The act of being fake (synthetic) not trying to be someone your told to be. Synthetica is also the title of Metric 5th album and a Metric song.

Emily Haines: So hard, hard to resist synthetica! We're all the time confined to fit the mold, but I won't ever let them make a loser of my soul.

by I Love Emily Haines December 9, 2013

synth punk

a heavily electronic variety of punk rock often with a gothic/industrial, garage/hardcore, or melodic/pop feel.

Contaminated Records has a lot of synth punk garage bands signed.

by desperate psychenaut October 28, 2009

Synthetic Friday

Originally coined on the Chicago Board Options Exchange, a Synthetic Friday occurs on a Thursday preceding a Friday in which the market is closed. Since there is no work on Friday, Thursday essentially becomes like a Friday. The word synthetic is used and derived from an option strategy called a Synthetic Long Stock, in which a trader buys a call and shorts a put, each with the same strike price (there are different variations of this strategy/trade.)

Market Maker A: "The market is closed tomorrow since it is Good Friday."
Market Maker B: "Nice, today's a Synthetic Friday."
Market Maker A: "Let's get bombed."

by SyntheticFriday April 1, 2010

syntheyomommasis

a science term that deals with your mom

oh syntheyomommasis

by darson cavis January 14, 2020

Scythe

1. (n.) tool used for cutting crops such as grass or wheat, with a long curved blade at the end of a pole attatched to which are two short handles.
Also, reaping tool carried by the Grim Reaper.

2. (v.) move through something rapidly and forcefully, or, to harvest with a scythe.

3. my name (completely serious)

Substitute teacher: "How do you pronounce that?"
Me: "Scythe, as in the tool."
Sub.: "Is that a nickname?"
Me: "No."
Sub.: "..."

by Scythe K. January 27, 2008