schachterle

To completely and utterly dominate.

OMG -- Osama Bin Laden got Schachterle'd in the face!

You better bring those books home before I schachterle you!

by billjunk October 14, 2015

Schadenfreude

The joy, existential validation, and downright delicious pleasure received by watching, reading of, hearing of, or even, occasionally, causing an enemy's downfall. And by enemies, I mean also friends.

Ever since November 8, I have been watching election night coverage on CBS, NBC, ABC, Fox, and The Young Turks just for the orgasmic Schadenfreude of it. Yum!

by Trouble Clef March 26, 2017

schaafsma

a complete and utter faggot

Frank Schaafsma is a faggot

by chrisg6969 November 18, 2010

schadenfreude

Taking pleasure in somebody else's misfortune. From German,
also spelled shadenfreude

shrink to a patient:
-what did you feel when you found out that your successful brother had lost all his money in the stock market?
patient:
-schadenfreude

by ana von hindenburg February 25, 2011

L'Schaaf

A sassy diva, prone to wearing excessive amounts of glitter.

L'Schaaf, Diva Extraordinaire

by DIVALICIOUSLSCHAAFYO December 31, 2009

Schadenfruede

A song from the fucking hilarious musical "Avenue Q". It's also a German word meaning happiness at the misfortune of others.

Nicky: Hmm...Schadenfruede, huh? What is that? Some kind of Nazi word?
Gary: Yep! It's German for "happiness at the misfortune of others"!
Nicky: Happiness at the misfortune of others...that is German!

Kyle: What is this feeling when you watch a Vegetarian eat chicken or a Frat boy realize just what he put his dick in?
Lize: Schadenfruede!

by Lize September 6, 2008

Schadenwank

An extreme form of schadenfreude displayed when showing absolute glee at another's misery or misfortune.

Mo: I see your team lost last night, ha ha ha, I almost feel sorry for you, loser!

Matt: oh right, been having a schadenwank have you?

by Merlinho April 26, 2009