Muffin snuffin

n. The female equivalent of the cock-block. The act of unintentional or willingly engaging in flirtatious or sexy talk/behavior by a woman or women designed to prevent another woman from getting some penis play.
cock-block penis play

I thought Lucy was my best friend until I was about to show Mitch a night he wouldn't forget. Out of nowhere that bitch walked in wearing a see-through top and pulled a muffin snuffin on me.
bitch muffin

by Beaver Pantshammer September 11, 2011

Double Stuffin Muffin

When a Slammy (SlamWhore,Slampig,Original Cowgirl,or ButtHole Whore) Is mounted in the fetile position while sitting on top of an O.S. (Original Scumbag/Male) with his Hammer of a Dong in her snatch, while another O.S. is behind her fully erect and ready to go and slams his RamRod right in the Slammies rectum.

Double Peneatration the Scummy way.

O.S.#1:"Damn Slammy the way you ride my Sledge is Slamtastic!, You deserve a surprise gift would you like one you dirty girl?"
Slammy:"Ofcourse I would love a surprise aslong it has something to do with your Big Bold Dong!"
O.S.#1:"O haha, Your in for a treat Slam Bam let me tell ya.... Look out behind ya!"
Slammy:AAAAAAAAAA!!!
O.S.#2:"Pass the Jack while I slam my cockasaurus in her crack"

The tales of A Double Stuffin Muffin

by SkumBag8 November 15, 2010

Puffin Stuffin'

When a man consistently favors sexual partners of smaller stature than him, most commonly as a method of compensating for his own smaller male offering

Dave always likes short chicks. I bet he's just puffin stuffin', you know, going for the smaller birds so it seems bigger.

by Palto January 6, 2011

spuffin

A spooner's muffin.

"Oh my GOD! look at that spooner!"

"haha, and hes eatin a supuffin!"

by Chris Beames April 1, 2004

Scruffin time

It's when you got a scruffy beard and its that time to go down on your girl or some other girl...you can figure out the rest.

Girl: Hey do you know what time it is?
You: ooo i dunno Scruffin time?
Girl: Hmmm sounds like fun

by Word to the Ferd April 22, 2009

scaffin the gap

Having sex with a female, getting inside a woman, easing tensionable situations (closing the gap) Fantasising with friends about a nice lookin broad........

I'de love to scaff her gap,
She down for a scaffin
Can i scrape your gape miss?
Scaffin the gap on that would be killa......

by DaddyDares August 13, 2010

tuckin and stuffin

the act of tuckin your big cock between your legs and fuckin yourself in the ass

ooh im so coked out and horny but i dont have money for a ho ill just do some tuckin and stuffin

by big daddy wang March 17, 2011