SCUBA

Self Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus. The equipment used to breathe underwater.

I'm too afraid of water to go SCUBA diving.

by jeremy March 30, 2005

Scuba Diving

The Act of a man placing one testicle over each nostril of a girl. Then after each testicle is securely in place, placing their cock firmly in her mouth. thus completing the scuba dive.

Kevin "I heard Lindsay died in a scuba diving accident yesterday"
Scott "yeah she suffocated"
Kevin "Suffocated? Don't you mean drowned"
Scott "No..."

by Aztec Scuba Diving Team December 21, 2008

angry scuba diver

When a girl is giving you head and right before you cum you go in her nose.Then stick your dick right back in her mouth as if shes drowning.

angry scuba diver

by foxer1321 July 22, 2010

scubay

drunk, crazy, high, or generally inclined to enjoyment.

"Hey man, what are you doing?"

"Gettin' scubay!!!"

by michael the bee April 12, 2008

Scuba-Shitting

Taking one’s tuba, and sticking it in thyne anus, then proceeding to defecate in the said snorkel, in attempt to make the snorkeler breathe the excrements, ultimately leading the permanent respiratory problems due to the poor air quality of the human waste.

Felix is scuba-shitting in his cousin’s snorkel.

« Ha, my cousin will perish! »-Félix
« What is my cousin doing putting my scuba in his anus?.. Oh, he is scuba-shitting! »

by TartinoBurr December 26, 2018

Indian Scuba Diver

The Indian Scuba Diver is performed by making a nice spicy, hot Indian curry, pouring said curry into the minge of a female (preferably an Indian) while she does a hand stand and then getting a silly straw (the ones that do loop to loops and shit) and sucking the curry right up out of there like you're slurping a slurpee.

"Oh boy uncle Rob, I'd love if you gave me another Indian Scuba Diver!"

by OfficialDG March 22, 2017

SNOOGAN SCUBA

Some one in a video game that steals all the loot.

Paco was playing fortnite and stole all the snoogans... he’s a snoogan scuba

by KerryYaston January 28, 2019