<i>If it's not Scottish it's CRAP!</i>
by GothiousRex December 17, 2004
Get the Scottish mug.When you can't shake someone's hand or pick up your phone because you are double-fisting drinks, either because you are holding your significant other's, or because you're a lush and ordered Scotch and Guinness.
by bass_n_treble November 5, 2010
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One of the few, one of the proud. Only country not to give in without a long fight against the Romans. Greatest drinkers on the planet. Fun loving people who dinny hold a grudge (except with england). You know you love us cause you've no reason to hate us!!!
by Vin86 March 14, 2007
Get the Scottish mug.Of or pertaining to a Scotman's genitilia. Specifically used if the said Scotsman is generously hung.
One who is particularly hung and Scottish can also be referred to as a Scottish Snake.
One who is particularly hung and Scottish can also be referred to as a Scottish Snake.
by DeadEndFriend July 17, 2003
Get the Scottish Snake mug.A phenomenon that occurs when browsing social media and refraining from commenting or clicking on 'Like' especially for posts that are enjoyable; scrolling past a post for fear of letting feedback be known.
by Miller E February 20, 2015
Get the Scrollitis mug.Kendrew created a Scottish Tsunami when he finger blasted Bonny-Lee and she queefed out all the old bagpipe air that was trapped in her twatpipes.
by ReportedLive July 7, 2019
Get the Scottish Tsunami mug.An affliction causing the affected person(s) to have catastrophic failure in any venture they put forth. They can be identified with the physical characteristic of eyes that are very close together. A secondary physical identifier of the affliction is an odor similar to that of a dead skunk who has been left in a dirty diaper for days.
by Boncharian September 12, 2021
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