Scrotchin

A lazy asshole who has pubic hair like facial hair in the chin region. Also sleeps until four in the afternoon wearing the same sweatshirt he's wore for weeks on end. May be seen with an Elsaand taking my goddamn driveway space. May also have frosting around the mouth.

If scrotchin finds this I will shit my pants laughing.

by broosky333 February 25, 2009

Pork scratching

When a guy gets the perfect pinch, roll, scratch technique in just the right spot on his balls. This is the greatest pleasure a man can feel.

Omg yes I just got the best pork scratching

by Lord McCready October 9, 2020

Scrotchies

An intense or long lasting itch on your balls

I have a bad case of scrotchies at the moment

by Thatotheririshguy September 26, 2011

scorching soup

Male ejaculant, after putting it in the microwave

Bob poured scorching soup in his wife’s face

by Brian 2.0 October 5, 2018

scratchington

someone who likes piss and has they pronouns in bio

probably has blue hares

theyre taking that golden shower like a cuck, what a scratchington

by TNS carry you March 9, 2022

scorching balls

An extreme heat

Aaron - "Yo bro, wanna rip the duck with me after school?"

Peter - "Nah bro, it's scorching balls outside."

by the voice of the common cock April 29, 2011

stretching walls

The action of sexual intercourse between two individuals, usually describes sexual intercourse referring to the male penis as stretching the anal or vaginal cavity walls.

Alex: dayum that's my boi!

Alex: so whatcha do last night ?
Dan: yo i was down dicking this one bitch and stretching walls!

by Daniel The Tiger November 21, 2017