scrotal scorpion

Scrotal scorpions are also known as crabs. After having sexual intercourse with a dirty slut, one could easily obtain scrotal scorpions.

Man, these scrotal scorpions are snacking on my nutsack!

These fucking scrotal scorpions are pissing me the hell off! I'm gonna kill the bitch that gave me these damned things.

Scrotal scorpions fucking suck man!

by Drew Ehrman June 18, 2006

scrotal sex

Nuts in the ass, dick in the pussy.

Ohh niggah... niggah, niggah.
This feels so good, im gunna go try this at home.

This sure is some Scrotacular scrotal sex, I sure hope this doesnt lead to scrotal discontent.

by Mulga Bill August 23, 2007

Scrotamotobota

Scrot'a-mo'ta-bo'ta

n.
A person who motorboats another person's scrotum.

Synonym: Ballblaster

"Damnit Lowell, Eric is in my case study group and he isn't do any of the work!

"That scrotamotobotin son of a bitch!"

-or-

Roger's girlfriend loves to be facemounted, so she can scrotamotoboat him.

Scrotamotobota

by Lowson September 30, 2010

scroter

(verb): to succeed at doing something by luck or otherwise less than honorable means. A fluke. Most often used in sports. Like if you shank a golf shot, but it somehow goes in the hole anyway. Or if you call swish, but then the basketball miraculously goes off the backboard and through the hoop.

WTF? I can't believe you scrotered that last shot into the basket.
Clint Dempsey totally scrotered that ball past Robert Green in the World Cup.

by brentmcd April 29, 2011

scrotorboat

Verb: to motorboat someone's ball sac as though it were a woman's cleavage. Scrotorboating is not exclusive to the nuts, and can even include said activity on someone's taint.

"Please just go down on me. When you scrotorboat me, it tickles and I lose focus!"

by FeralBuddy October 13, 2011

Scrotal warrior

Someone who is trying to be a dick, but is so incompetent that they are mere nut sacks.

He tried the old standby of calling me gay, but when I called him a scrotal warrior, he shut the fuck up.

by Rosa Vernal December 9, 2008

scrotorboating

Pressing one's face into and around a man's testicles, and going "bbbbpppbpbpbpmmmbpbpbphhhphhphh"

Watch out man, she'll scrotorboat you.

Dude, I love scrotorboating. I go ever other Friday.

by sarbs December 21, 2013