flip a scrimple

1. A phrase used to replace any other phrase; usually derogatory
2. Can be used interchangeably with "smurf"

Dude, don't flip a scrimple
Holy cow, he just flipped a scrimple!
You're such a scrimple flipper
Pardon me, I have to go flip a scrimple
Go flip a scrimple you scrimple flippin' scrimple flipper

by xandermoser April 26, 2006

Scrimples

Pimples, on-or-about the scrotum.

Frequent waxing may lead to painful scrimples.

by Bill McNeal July 30, 2008

Stripples

When the nipples of a woman resembles a cross between a starburst and a nipple. Chode is to penis as stripple is to nipple

Shes got some big ass stripples. look like boxes to me

by leedeck February 24, 2006

stripple

A strippers stiff nipple.

Or can be used to insult one's stiff nipple

"i've never seen nipples that big!"
"what did you expect? they're stripples"

"haha! jill has stripples"
"i do not!"

by Bette Mild February 22, 2009

scrappled apple

A ho that has been fucked to many times. her shit is dirty. Her pussy is like a scrap book of disease. A pussy that has been fucked so many times that it is scrapped
Wrap it Up!

"That party was the shit last night dawg" "I hooked up with this fine as ho named _______". "MAn I sure hope you wraped your shit up because that ho has a (SCRAPPLED APPLE)"

by SMILINMOFO September 7, 2008

scrippie

prescription

I asked my doctor for a scrippie to sort my piles out.

by Stainie March 29, 2010

Scrimple

A Scrimple is a term used to describe a minuscule amount of something. Mostly used when it's the last bit of something which won't really do the job but it will have to do.

Spud: Tea anyone?
Edward: Ohh, yes please (in a very British accent)!
Spud: *checks milk* ... Ed, you still want tea? There's only a scrimple amount of milk left
Dave: Yeah that will do!

by Sir. SpudLock July 31, 2019