scrimshaw

to take a boner hard in the butt

Muffy insisted on a scrimshaw as she had not filled her presciption for "the pill".

by Twerpintime February 17, 2003

Scritchy

A term conceived in Appalachian Ohio as an alternative to the over-used adjective ghetto. Scritchy can mean something is of poor quality or uncertain integrity. It can also refer to a person of questionable trustworthiness or a person who is dirty.

Parkersburg is scritchy as shit.

by Erin Brunicardi's dad December 29, 2009

scrinch

to force into a smaller space, from as slight as wrinkling up one's nose, to crouching down, to crushing

Scrinch over, so I can sit there too.

by casow June 1, 2011

scrimph

Short , little dingus looking ass. Mostly seen around a taller man.

"Ew, she's such a little scrimph. Her man is like 3 ft taller than her."

by Ratchetmomma February 28, 2015

scrumchucking

to hold in a poop or to have a turtlehead

I'm totally scrumchucking right now.

by Alola666 August 15, 2015

Scrimshaw

A dick twist, or when a testical is twisted.

Ah shit this speedo caused a scrimshaw.

by jbuddah September 10, 2018

Scritches

The action of using your fingers to quickly pet/scratch your birds neck/cheeks

Oh fiji, you want scritches?

by Gotbirds? July 18, 2021