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African Booty Scratcher

A simple crack with no literal definition, it's merits are only how funny and stupid it sounds. And there is no comeback after you have been called an African Bootyscratcher, just walk away and live another day.
And yo momma got big ashy lips, ya African Booty Scratcher!
by Thundertyrant March 20, 2016
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screeching weasel

great band , ben weasel is a genious for his awesome pop punk tunes \m/
supermarket fantasy , stupid over you , stupid girl , you blister my paint , planet of the apes i wanna be a homosexual , the girl next door
by liam January 19, 2005
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on the scratcher

I'm 32, on the scratcher, livin' with me ma and hooked on the gear.
by Kenno01 April 21, 2011
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Free Screech

What happens when someone abuses their right to Free Speech, refusing to practice any constraint or control, to the point where it becomes intrusive or gibberish. The offender is often not aware they are doing it.
Kelly: "We must destroy this society and rebuild it without any money or government so that we can stop poverty and greed! Anyone who disagrees is a tyrant who has no place in society!"
Helen: "Stop talking nonsense"
Kelly: "How dare you oppress my Free Speech?!"
Helen: "Actually, it's just Free Screech"
by just like honey September 1, 2017
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scritchers

another name for scratch cards used usually by hicks who always buy them.

also known as scritchums, scritchies
I gotta go down to the store to get me some scritchers!
by defense26 September 19, 2009
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Butt Scratcher

A phrase originating from the "No Chris Left Behind" episode of Family Guy where Peter gets a job selling butt scratchers at the ball park.

Often shouted at music festivals:
Headbanger 1: "BUTT SCRATCHER?!!!!"
Headbanger 2: "BUTT SCRATCHER!!!"
by darkrave August 16, 2009
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full screener

porn so good that you have to, just have to, make it full screen.
kid1: dude, that was some awesome porn.
kid2: definitely dude, that was a full screener.
by luckytheducky squirrel November 20, 2009
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