Scottish

the standard by which all else is judged.

<i>If it's not Scottish it's CRAP!</i>

by GothiousRex December 17, 2004

Scottie Pippen

When a man humbly accepts that he doesn't stand a chance with the woman he is talking to and, instead of being a cockblocker, he sets up his much better looking and successful friend with an assist. As a result, both men end up winners.

Guy 1: Hey, bro, you remember that hot ass blonde you Scottie Pippen'd me last week?

Guy 2: Yeah, she was hot as hell.

Guy 1: She's got a friend that's just as hot. Want me to hook you up?

Guy 2: Hell yeah, that's what teamwork is all about.

by Golangelo-10 May 6, 2013

Scottish handcuffs

When you can't shake someone's hand or pick up your phone because you are double-fisting drinks, either because you are holding your significant other's, or because you're a lush and ordered Scotch and Guinness.

Ahh, crap my phone is ringing and I've got Scottish handcuffs. Hold my beer, damnit!

by bass_n_treble November 5, 2010

Scottie P. says

An informent of all things wise and intelligent.

A Scottie P. is also a extremely attractive and multitalented genius who is a modern day scholar and is transcending everyday life

Thats Scottie P. says sign is blowing my mind!
Yo that shit was almost Scottie P. like!

by Timmy2shoes November 21, 2010

Scottie Barnes

The best fuking NBA player of all time. He’s the real deal and nobody should ever mess with him. If u ever make Scottie mad get ready for him to drop 100 on u. Also the greatest Toronto Raptor of all time DADDIES

OMG who just gave that man a facial?
SCOTTIE BARNES FUKING NIGGA

by Her Fav Person ever (D) December 1, 2021

Scottish

One of the few, one of the proud. Only country not to give in without a long fight against the Romans. Greatest drinkers on the planet. Fun loving people who dinny hold a grudge (except with england). You know you love us cause you've no reason to hate us!!!

Did you see that Scottish guy last night? What a laugh man!!

by Vin86 March 14, 2007

Scottish Snake

Of or pertaining to a Scotman's genitilia. Specifically used if the said Scotsman is generously hung.
One who is particularly hung and Scottish can also be referred to as a Scottish Snake.

"Good Lord! Look at Sean Connery's Scottish Snake!"
"Sean Connery is a Scottish Snake!"

by DeadEndFriend July 17, 2003