The reason England lives in fear. We took them on and owned them when they had guns.
We had swords. Large Swords.:)
We had swords. Large Swords.:)
English Man : We are better...
Scottish man : *Draws out sword* eh?
English Man : *scared* never mind, you rule, you rule...
Scottish man :And who are we?
English man : Scotland...
Scottish man : *Draws out sword* eh?
English Man : *scared* never mind, you rule, you rule...
Scottish man :And who are we?
English man : Scotland...
by Scottish Hero April 8, 2006
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"The best small country in the world"
"The best small country in the world"
- When an Englishman/woman wins a sporting event, it is an English victory, but when a Scotsman/woman wins a sporting event, it is a British victory. Likewise, we only ever hear of Scots sport failures, or British sport failures, never an English failure. a prime example of selective britishness Scotland the Brave!
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by Lieutenant Tarpit July 29, 2004
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-EDUCATION: Scotland has a far better education system, we produce the second highest number of university graduates in the world (second to the United States) and there are no tuition fees, only problem with this is our universities are now crawling with English 'tuition fee refugees'. We should stop letting them in, but then who can blame them for trying, they do, after all have a third rate education system.
-INVENTIVENESS: You name it, chances are we invented it just a few examples are Television, VCR, Telephone, Photocopier, Fax Machine, electric light etc etc. Now what has England invented? Oh, that's right, not a DAMN thing!
-LANDSCAPE: While England boasts flat, featureless terrain Scotland is largely rugged and mountainous, we are the wildlife capital of Europe and have some of the finest scenery found anywhere in the world, not to mention some of the last remaining wilderness areas of Europe. What has England got... other than a geriatric royal family and a mediocre football team?
-FOOD: Now I know English like to turn their nose up at Scottish food and that of many other countries, but what about their own 'cooking'? Liver and onions? Pea soup? Kidney, eel and fish pie? BARF! Hmmm I'll take haggis any day thanks, plus we have great whiskey and awesome beer which, unlike those poncey English fuckers, we don't drink at room temperature
-ACCENTS: Say what you want about our accents but at the end of the day it's a lot better than that creepy-ass paedo-sounding accent most English have.
Scotland:5 England:0
I have really merely scratched the very surface of why Scotland is better but I tire of writing this.
So, slag Scotland all you want, truth of the matter is it's way better than jolly olde England, think you're all just bitter because no one takes you seriously anymore...Pathetic, little wonder.
-EDUCATION: Scotland has a far better education system, we produce the second highest number of university graduates in the world (second to the United States) and there are no tuition fees, only problem with this is our universities are now crawling with English 'tuition fee refugees'. We should stop letting them in, but then who can blame them for trying, they do, after all have a third rate education system.
-INVENTIVENESS: You name it, chances are we invented it just a few examples are Television, VCR, Telephone, Photocopier, Fax Machine, electric light etc etc. Now what has England invented? Oh, that's right, not a DAMN thing!
-LANDSCAPE: While England boasts flat, featureless terrain Scotland is largely rugged and mountainous, we are the wildlife capital of Europe and have some of the finest scenery found anywhere in the world, not to mention some of the last remaining wilderness areas of Europe. What has England got... other than a geriatric royal family and a mediocre football team?
-FOOD: Now I know English like to turn their nose up at Scottish food and that of many other countries, but what about their own 'cooking'? Liver and onions? Pea soup? Kidney, eel and fish pie? BARF! Hmmm I'll take haggis any day thanks, plus we have great whiskey and awesome beer which, unlike those poncey English fuckers, we don't drink at room temperature
-ACCENTS: Say what you want about our accents but at the end of the day it's a lot better than that creepy-ass paedo-sounding accent most English have.
Scotland:5 England:0
I have really merely scratched the very surface of why Scotland is better but I tire of writing this.
So, slag Scotland all you want, truth of the matter is it's way better than jolly olde England, think you're all just bitter because no one takes you seriously anymore...Pathetic, little wonder.
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Scottish people invented:
the T.V. (Logie-Baird)
Pennicilin (Flemming)
the telephone (Bell)
whisky (without an 'e' if it has an 'e' its shit!)
US Navy(Jones-maybe not something to be that proud of :S)
Bank of England (thats right and now Scottish note are often knocked bank in that glorious land, the irony...)
Golf
think that's enough but the list is endless.
OH NO WAIT!!! missed out the most important... IRN BRU!!!
the most amazing drink in the world, so amazing that America fear it, having banned the import and so selling of it!)
also the most patriotic(not to be confused with biggoted), beutiful and just, as the great neds would say, pure minted!
Scottish people invented:
the T.V. (Logie-Baird)
Pennicilin (Flemming)
the telephone (Bell)
whisky (without an 'e' if it has an 'e' its shit!)
US Navy(Jones-maybe not something to be that proud of :S)
Bank of England (thats right and now Scottish note are often knocked bank in that glorious land, the irony...)
Golf
think that's enough but the list is endless.
OH NO WAIT!!! missed out the most important... IRN BRU!!!
the most amazing drink in the world, so amazing that America fear it, having banned the import and so selling of it!)
also the most patriotic(not to be confused with biggoted), beutiful and just, as the great neds would say, pure minted!
by Rach E July 23, 2008
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(may not sound like it but i am scottish living in california for more than 10 years does some things to you)
(may not sound like it but i am scottish living in california for more than 10 years does some things to you)
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