Scorpions

The best rock band ever with kick ass songs like The Wind of Change, Big City Nights, and The Zoo

I saw the scorps in concert on the Unbreakable tour, and it fuckin rocked!

by JunkyardJimbo88 May 27, 2005

The scorpion

when a female lays on a couch or bed in the spread eagle position with her butt slightly in the air so that the male may mount her in a gargoyle position so that the bottom of their thighs are touching. He may the begin to penetrate downward almost like a scorpion.

Guy 1: Hey, did you have fun with Lisa?

Guy 2: Yeah man, we did the scorpion right there on my futon!

by Shane O'c January 26, 2011

Scorpion Dive

When an individual lands on their face with such force that their leg folds over nearly kicking the back of the head. The result is nearly perfect human replica to a scorpion.

Jon: Did you watch "so you think you can dance"?

Aaron: No

Brent: No but I heard it sucked.

Jon: This muh named Dave Warshaw did an awesome scorpion dive.

Brent: Sounds like that mer is a sorry muh. I think I hope he is ok.

by coalkracker84 January 7, 2011

scorpions

Truly the Best rock band Better Then Whitesnake and Ratt. Here i Am rock you like A hurricane Scorpions Should be inducted into the Rock N roll Hall of Fame in the Future. SCORPIONS FOREVER!!!!!!

Scorpions Fucking Rule!

by Ratt April 11, 2005

raging scorpion

(SEX POSITION) When a guy is having anal sex with a woman (or man) and they both walk. While they are walking, the man in back, who is usual high/drunk/etc. takes a knife and randomly stabs into the air while yelling random phrases and profanities.

Last night, we had this awesome raging scorpion race. After I accidentally stabbed your mom, we rushed her to the hospital still in position.

by lkreyna2 February 11, 2008

Brown Scorpion

A Brown Scorpion is when you are in the 69 position with a woman on top. She bites down on your cock just hard enough to make you freeze in terror, but not actually do any damage. Then she proceeds to shit all over your face.

I was in a 69 with Samantha last night, and the next thing I knew she hit me with a Brown Scorpion!

by highborn June 9, 2009

scorpion hairbrush

the sexual act of brushing the male penis through the locks of an attractive female and uses a thrusting motion to straighten he tangled mess of hair. The male then attempts to ejaculate after going flaccid (he strokes the penis flaccidly) and then holds his penis in a curve like a scorpion tail.

Dude my girlfriend was surprised when i tried a scorpion hairbrush.

by Kill whale January 1, 2010