A medical condition where one is too tall at a young age or has unrealistic proportions. Usually results in serious injury or death. You tend to grow rapidly (perhaps in just one part of your body) and your bones and muscles will fall apart and you will probably die.
“Did you hear he said he’s 6’9” and only 11 years old?!?”
“Yeah he probably has Scorpininosis”
“Oh man, that sucks, he’ll probably die tomorrow”
“Yeah”
“Rip”
“Rip”
“Yeah he probably has Scorpininosis”
“Oh man, that sucks, he’ll probably die tomorrow”
“Yeah”
“Rip”
“Rip”
by OfficialGary. September 1, 2021
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A move that is usually based around the FPS genre of video games. Its when someone that uses a sniper rifle or another firearm with a scope but doesn't actually use the scope within several shots.
Lenny: "Aw man, what are you doing with that sniper rifle? You're supposed to use the scope!"
Bawbeh: "m8, i'm testing out my no-scoping skills u faggot."
Lenny: "( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"
Bawbeh: "m8, i'm testing out my no-scoping skills u faggot."
Lenny: "( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"
by LeJason November 6, 2015
Get the no-scoping mug.A system that scores individuals based on "attractiveness" That can range from 1-20. The system is in place so people can rate their overall chance of success of "getting with" someone near the same score.
Can be used in Most scenarios and has a success rate of 80%.
Can be used in Most scenarios and has a success rate of 80%.
The universal scoring system.
Example: A male rated with a attractiveness of 7 will be successful with a female around 6,7 or 8. The universal scoring system has exceptions to the rule which include:
Location (Billy is trying to find a hot girl in his area, but alas their are no hot girls. Billy who has a US of 15 will have to settle with a 8.)
Money ( Candy has a US of 19. Dave has a US of 7, but Dave is rich. Therefore Candy settles with Dave)
Self esteem ( Sarah rates herself at a 12 even though her US score is 16. Therefore males around 11,12 or 13 have a chance with Sarah.)
Other exceptions can be found, but overall the Universal scoring system is incredibly accurate.
Example: A male rated with a attractiveness of 7 will be successful with a female around 6,7 or 8. The universal scoring system has exceptions to the rule which include:
Location (Billy is trying to find a hot girl in his area, but alas their are no hot girls. Billy who has a US of 15 will have to settle with a 8.)
Money ( Candy has a US of 19. Dave has a US of 7, but Dave is rich. Therefore Candy settles with Dave)
Self esteem ( Sarah rates herself at a 12 even though her US score is 16. Therefore males around 11,12 or 13 have a chance with Sarah.)
Other exceptions can be found, but overall the Universal scoring system is incredibly accurate.
by OnceInMexico September 18, 2013
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by Rob Cashin March 2, 2008
Get the scooping mug.The act of cupping one's hand under somoeones chest and lifting in an upwards motion. Prodimently male-male but if a female scoops a male they have right to scoop back.
Scooping, Scooooooooop, Backhand Scoop, Double Scoop, Power Scoop, Super Scoop, Windmill Scoop, Scoop-n-steal, Snoop, Slam Dunk, Alley-oop
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