Schwepps

To Schwepps it/To bottle it

"Schweppes": Yes mate, so I was chirpsing this bird, and you know, me and her.... and shit was goin down and..

Andy: So did you shag her then?

"Schweppes": er...nah man nah but...

Andy: you schwepps'd it then, you Schwepps

by JBenHurr March 5, 2009

Flag

Get the Schwepps mug.

schleppard

A woman wearing any type of animal print (preferably big cat) carrying/"schlepping" baggage or other items. Particularly in an airport or mall.

The airport schleppard sightings were particularly good today.

by tcle March 16, 2012

Flag

Get the schleppard mug.

Related Words

Schweppa • schweppes • Schwepp • schwepped • schweppicure • Schweppy • schleppage • schleppard • Schwepper • schweppervesence

Schweppes

What someone says when sinking a “swish” in basketball.

One would say it directly to there defender after sinking a basket “schweppes” just as one would say “swish”

by dahimself2389 May 5, 2019

Flag

Get the Schweppes mug.

Schweppes

A disease of the scrotum that takes various forms and sizes depending on the afflicted (rash, warts, foreign-accents, crawling/biting/stinging sensations, testicle enlargement, obesity, resting bitch face, diarrhea, etc.).

There are 4 stages of this disease. Stage 3 is terminal, but if Stage 4 is reached, you will live and receive a Krispy Kreme travel mug. It is unknown how this is contracted, but Amish believe it comes from sitting on unclean toilet seats.

Jesse: "Hey, Todd! You wanna go on a run?"
Todd: "Can't. I have Schweppes. I'm afraid if I go running my scrotum will burst open."
Jesse: "Bummer."

by Jephty December 15, 2020

Flag