schmungussy

A schmungussy is a glooplier substance with high viscosity, funk and dexterity. If you eat it with a side of gloopin'schloop and black pudding it will give you a tightly feeling inside your rumpadumbdiddlybump. Enjoy this information at your own risk. Pleasure awaits you!

Do not make a fussy
When in comes the schmungussy
Such a delightful sight to see
It will fill you from head to toe with glee
Sit at the table, take a fork
No need to eat the pork
Because the side of schmungussy is on the rack
Eat it now, and don't look back

by I loooooove schmungussy March 7, 2023

Longus Schlongus

Very big German dick

CorvusAlbus: I got a Longus Schlongus
Chilli-Chan: no you don't your schlong as long as my pinky when it's hard
CorvusAlbus: sadge

by Olograme June 4, 2021

schwang

The act of schwanging originated in SoCal, specifically Daygo, and can be performed by opening all of your car doors at a stop sign or light, or even when you first start your car, and gas it really hard to have them slam shut.

There is also reverse schwanging, which can be performed by opening all of your doors before going in reverse, and slamming on the brakes which then causes the doors to shut.

Playboy in his whip over there opened his doors at the red and I knew he was about to be schwangin

by vitamin p August 21, 2009

shmangus

disgusting object. something clearly gross or reminiscent of puss.

My keyboard has shmangus on it.

by eighmi August 22, 2003

schwang

A slang term for the penis in the erectoral state. Can be used as a noun or a verb.

Noun: "Dude I was sitting on his lap and suddenly the schwang just like came out of nowhere..."
Verb: "He totally schwanged on me man!"

by streamteamasia April 14, 2006

schmangcus

male sex organ not including the balls and sack

That chick likes the schmangcus in her mouth.

by litus February 11, 2006

schwing schwang

an erect penis.

Matt had a giant schwing schwang when he saw Erika strutting around in her lingerie.

by udo stanferd June 14, 2009