Amy Schumer

A sexual act involving a man inserting a metal rod into his urethra. The other end of the rod, while still protruding from the man's urethra, is inserted into the anus of their partner, who then passes gas, the act of which sends reverberations down the rod stimulating the male's end of the rod.

"That bitch Terry is crazy, she gave me an Amy Schumer"

by ArcanistAbe November 24, 2020

Schumer

Verb (to Schumer): To steal something and then deny it.

Dave: Did you hear what Aimee did at the bar the other night?
Bill: What did she do?
Dave: She totally Schumered Tammy's drink while she went to smoke!

by NewAnon March 30, 2017

Schumer

1. any beverage that contains both alcohol and caffeine;

2. Sen. Charles "Chuck" Schumer, who seeks to ban the sale of such beverages in the state of New York.

That frat boy drank six cans of 4Loko and chucked Schumer all over the pool table!

by NYC4Schumer November 16, 2010

Shumper

A jumper and a shirt in one. Defined as a thin jumper so as can be used as a shirt or a jumper.

Its washing day so I'm wearing my shumper.

by Vampyre September 5, 2004

Schumer Humour

A term used to describe low quality jokes or remarks, which are generally considered not funny.
It can also be used to describe over used, or copied comedic remarks.

Derives meaning from the famously appalling comedian, Amy Schumer

Aiden: "I find this particular thing to be un-funny."
Brad: "Yes, it's just Schumer humour."

by wordshot December 7, 2018

scumperty

Eating seasoned sausages off skewer, while pooping in a bucket for your dog to masturbate on. Then once your done you will feed it to your goldfish named Jeff who leaves it till it dissolves and turns into algae. After that your fish lays eggs in it and you name them; Shit, Shitty, Pretty Shit & Shite.

I scumpertied
Defined: Scumperty is eating sausages off a skewer

by Sharcarnie June 22, 2019

Schumpeter

Joseph Schumpeter. Economist. Wrote "The Theory of Economic Development." Coined the phrase "creative destruction" to describe the mess that results whenever capitalism takes off.

The Economist editorial: "Kakakistan's new government takes reform seriously, protects investment and property rights, and reduces taxes."
Kakakistan resident: "Can't afford food or rent. Seems we been Schumpetered."

Harlem real estate guy: Gentrified.
Harlem resident moving to the Bronx: Schumpetered.

by Stochastic style September 11, 2005