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School Lunch

It is food picked up from a sewer and a lady craps in it they serve cold ass steak fingers and cheeseburger with hair on it

It taste like shit and a keemstar is just looking at you eating the food and you get processed milk.
Hey dude what’s for lunch

School lunch

Taste like shit
by Lolmate48 June 6, 2020
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school lunch

a scam
you pay 1-5 bucks for bad food
you could have spent that money on actual food
by MINGUS_MUNGIS March 30, 2021
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School Lunch

Disgusting, gross, and takes an hour to prepare and get.
by a lesbian dag February 25, 2019
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school lunch food

the school lunch food needs to get better, what the hell is this man
by pee675894320573956678954895 February 22, 2022
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School Lunch

A barely edible microwaved meal that requires a starvation level of 15+ to consume. The consistency is generally sloshy or rubber like a fucking tire. Most school lunches are pathetic due to the creation of the Obama Burger.
Damian choking down his school lunch... his parents must never feed him.
by bootyclapper34135 March 29, 2023
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School Lunch In The U.S

Having to choose what to eat everyday is a hassle! Everything is just so appetizing. They have choices that range from a mystery meat patty wrapped In soggy waffles to rock hard powdery bread that break your teeth when you bite into it! My personal favorite is the frost bitten carrots with ranch that give you diarrhea. There is also a specialty on Fridays, pizza bagels! (Uncooked dough in the shape of a bagel, expired tomato sauce from 1978 with some cheese slapped on.) That one is sure a fan favorite. If you’re lucky, sometimes it’s in the shape of a glorious rectangle. How spectacular is that!? We often also get bright orange fries In this weird spike shape and fruit cups that nobody can ever open. If you do succeed to open it, it will splat all in your face and even down your shirt! We also have a wide variety of beverages. Chocolate milk that is basically chocolate water and regular milk with a slight rancid smell which are served in weak cardboard cartons that leak. If you want water, you will have to drink out of the water fountain which is never cleaned that everybody puts their mouth on. I hope this changed your perspective of just how beautiful and life changing this lunch can be. Have a great day!
by maddie_1873 July 27, 2023
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School lunch

The worst non-edible concoction of the universe. Food that is an old, over or under cooked, too greasy, spoiled version of real food.
Kyle: did u see the school lunch dude
Matt: yeah it looks like dog shit
by TheSmartOne.. Maybe April 18, 2022
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