Dirty Schnauzer

The act of collecting and bagging, in an oversized zip-lock, dog poop. Said bagged poop is then placed on your woman's bare backside, preferably slightly north of the crack after commencement of sexual foreplay and while the woman is prone on her stomach. The man places his erection between the woman's fanny cheeks and proceeds to dry hump like a dog, all the while maintaining contact with aforemetioned said bag of shit. Upon climax, the man suddenly drops all of his weight on the woman thereby breaking the seal on the oversized zip-lock spraying canine feces on her and him.

It wasn't the Dirty Schnauzer that pissed her off, it was when I kept saying, "Paging Doogy Schauzer, paging Doogy Schnauzer

by petebrew February 23, 2011

schnaub

A being who gets extra extra excited at the word yeah while getting their but scratched at a medium pace

see that schnaub over there? that is one cute schnaub

by Schnaub November 12, 2022

Schnarfling

Eating someones ass from behind when they're down on all fours with their five finger hole presenting taintly to your tantalizing senses, shoving your nose into their five finger ass hole and chowing down with your head moving uncontrollably and making the noise that resembles 'Schnarfling', also see Snarf that fucking annoying character from Thundercats, he eats dirty ass holes and loves to Schnarfle

She put four to the floor and I schnarfled her five finger hole and bubounded my face around life a drill piece in her buttcheeks, she had just the perfect amount of ass hole hair to taste the perfect taint. I schnarfled that hot tainty ass then ate Schwarma and pretended to be one of the Avengers, a brave mighty ass hole eating every day hero. Schnarfling, best day ever!

by cestlavieskt October 14, 2023

schnufty

A word to describe going for a quick drink after work, used predominantly by the British.

"Fancy going for a quick schnufty after work?"

by DFC005 August 22, 2011

Schnauzzy

A high-brow variation of the term 'snazzy'.

You are looking very schnauzzy tonight there Steve, what with your new haircut and shirt and all the rest.

by civic-art January 4, 2012

schnuff

a combination of snuff and stuff.
Synonymous with stuff.

1. why you got be smokin' on your schnuffity schuff?
2. schnuff times schnuff to the fourth power equals schnuffity schnuff.
3. I got better schnuff to do.

by ff8 April 8, 2004

schnaus

Schnaus is a tropical berry. Schnaus tastes like a sack full of shit. Often used in makin fruity energy drinks. This combo tatses good once put into the form of an energy drink. This word is also often used as a slang and vulgur word. This is also considered in some places to be a drug! !!!WARNING!!!SHOVING SCHNAUS UP YOUR ASS WILL CAUSE YOU TO EXPLODE!!!

"YO you got the schanus. Hell yeah
I got that shit." GET SOME SCHNAUS IN YOUR SYSTEM. DRINK THE SCHNAUS BERRY ENERGY DRINK AND SAUCE."

by Alan da shit November 27, 2004