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Schmo-motion 

Exclamitive of derision.
1) Painfully clumsy. Much like the "Smooth move-Exlax" line of yesteryear.

2)Uncoordinated and awkward motion, also an incredible exhibition of one's inability to get their "groove on" especially the dance floor.

3)Lame "mack" moves. An inabilty to impress members of the opposite sex with corny, cliche or otherwise bad pickup lines!
Tripping over your own shoelaces, one is derided by his peers with the phrase: Schmo-motion clumsy!

That dude on the dance floor got Schmo-motion, or else he's havin' a siezure!

Failing to get a hookup, your homies say to you: "Schmo-motion dog"! "She wouldn't give you a second thought".
Schmo-motion by rockmankelly September 4, 2006

schmop on her boomdaddies 

to suckle the nipple, preferably of a female
Bro 1 - Im gonna schmop on her boomdaddies later on
Bro 2 - sweet man her boomdaddies are huge
A smoke. A cigarette. Pronounced: Sh-meh

Used because smokers are often too lazy and informal to say the entire word or question.

Usually used in place of saying the entire: "Want to go for a ..."


(While looking at a smoker, usually accompanied by a slight head flick)
Yo. Schmae?

(Often written in texts when a meeting spot is already known:)
Schmae?
Schmae by keeeet March 11, 2009

Pop a Schmo 

literally means "smoke a cigarette"

Pronounced Pop-a-shhhhh-mo
Tom: I'm going to take my pack of camels and Pop a Schmo outside. Care to join?
Pop a Schmo by The-rev February 27, 2009
An idiot who doesn't know whats going on.
You know what, im not some schmo here.
schmo by Bobby De Niro June 30, 2004
Can be used in place of the word bitch or douche bag. Also in adjective form it is much like the word lame. Schmol has a negative connotation but can be used in a joking manner with friends.
Wow you are such a schmol

or

Man that party was so schmol, there were no chicks there at all.
schmol by schmolinator July 4, 2009