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schmangle dangle

when you fuck someone up really bad no matter what activity you are doing
"holy shit that kid just got the schmangle dangle!!"
"holy shit, janine just gave him the schmangley dangleys!!!"
by kbone July 31, 2013
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Shmangled

Being in an excessively intoxicated state from either, alcohol or marijuana consumption.
"Dude, do you want another hit?"
"Nah man, I'm already shmangled."
by urban vernacular December 26, 2013
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Schmingled

Another word for being cracked out - When someone is just off their tits. Maybe after having too many energy drinks. Used within the competitive gaming community.
That kid is schmingled, see how reckless he is playing right now?”
by El Smacko May 23, 2019
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Person 1: Yo whos the new guy at that robbed McDonalds

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Schpangled

When you’re in between drunk and totally fucked up. The moment when you’re drunk and high right before the room starts spinning. You metaphorically feel like the inside of a stomach.
Leroy: Bruh I just drank this casamigos while I’m high and this shit got me schpangled!

T-Bone: Yeah son you schpangled af. That shit got you tripping lmao.
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Shmanged

Equivalent of "full send," shmang is used to describe something which is done with copious amounts of style or flare. Originated in downhill skateboarding culture, it also can be closely related to "smashed" or "banged"
"bro you totally shmanged that corner"
-skateboarder who did a good job getting down the hill
by lil terp December 13, 2017
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Scangled

A combination of the words "Scattered" and "Mangled". Generally something felt after day 3 - 4 of a bender. It can be described as feeling like the last few of your brain cells are scattered across the multiverse. Whilst your body is so mangled that manual breathing becomes a necessity.
Mate 1: How are you feeling my guy?
Mate 2: Scangled.
by Rum & Raisin July 20, 2022
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